What's Your Problem Bro?

Lets discuss these many problems you guys are complaining about on here and come up with solutions.

Sire Denathrius Counters: Ivus, the Forest Lord Grimtotem Bounty Hunter Murloc Holmes, Slimescale Diver Big Game Hunter Coilfang Constrictor Theotar, the Mad Duke Sylvanas, the Accused Mutanus the Devourer Abominable Lieutenant Goliath, Sneed’s Masterpiece Insatiable Devourer Deathwing the Destroyer Neptulon the Tidehunter Sire Denathrius, The Jailer Also two card combinations can get rid of him or prevent your opponent from playing him.

Theotar, the Mad Duke Counters: Theotar, the Mad Duke Coilfang Constrictor Mutanus the Devourer Shadow Hunter Vol’jin Any cards that put fodder in your hand such as Meeting Stone, Ram Commander, Mailbox Dancer and so on.

Runestones Counters: Don’t buy, don’t stress. There are a lot of Bentley’s on the highway however you don’t stress, concerning yourself with how unfair it is that the owner’s car is much better than yours. Same case here, everybody’s ride is different, you pass some folks, some folks pass you, but we all eventually make it to our destination which in this case should be enjoyment of the game. Of course if more people are not buying, then eventually Blizzard may change their monetizing approach but don’t expect that to happen anytime soon. Another alternative is to get your money up.

Nagging Spouse Counters: Oculus headset with noise cancelation headphones. Bam! See no evil, hear no evil! Also, remember to eat healthy, drink plenty of water, exercise, play games for fun, and get enough sleep.

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How is Murloc Holmes a counter to Sire Denathrius?

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no clue whats he thinking…seem like he expect board clear to take on the 20-40 dmg battlecry seeing some of his mentions

Intel my dear Watson and the opportunity for you to get that card. Murloc Holmes, Coilfang Constrictor, Shadow Hunter Vol’jan can give you an idea of whats in your opponents hand as well as if they are playing a meta deck. People may say it’s rng, but it’s still a strategy game.

intel doesn’t require to look at opponent hand…how cards are played give hint without the need to even look

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So i know he has Denathrius in his hand? That can be helpfull

But how does that counters Denathrius in any way?
You specified that Murloc Holmes counters Denathrius and i dont see it.

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The issue with sire is mainly with the battlecry. Especially if you’re vsing a druid

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While I appreciate what you’ve done, the fact is you’re wasting your time. Blizzard has spent the better part of 20 years catering to communities that would rather cry about things being unfair, cry about needing legendaries to compete, cry about how they didn’t get to see a raid boss vs someone that did (despite that person earning their spot).

Blizzard games tend to cater to the lowest form of gamers, hence why they’ve never been - and will probably never be - relevant in any type of competitive scene. I have never seen a more entitled audience.

But it’s all good, bruv. Blizzard showed us what they actually care(d) about via Bill Cosby’ing women in hotels at conventions. F.

Starcraft anyone?

Btw what is “the lowest form of gamers”?

I think if people followed this advice, they will not complain about the other problems you mentioned.

South Korea internally screaming right now.

putting cards for fodder in your hand! what a masterfully briliant strategy vs theotar, cant steal anything good when my hand is filled with cards i dont want to play!!! ow wait…

I don’t know why people like Bentleys. I think they are fugly as sin.