I am not taking a control deck to waste my time, I just want to win. Tired of the long games. I want them to aggro the opponent down but I want my playstyle of control and I am sick of how long it takes.
I want to play my control deck slow and steady but win by turn 5. Tired of these long games, rope burners and time a-wasters.
I’m tired of taking so long to earn a billion dollars! I don’t want to work for a monthly paycheck to waste my time! I just want my billion dollars now!
I will not provide evidence for your conspiracy theory that there’s a tin foil hat, you’ll have to do that on your own. Anyway here’s the original thread.
I’m sure we’d all love to if we could understand it, but the OP is less comprehensible than a treatise on literary deconstructivism written by a toddler using white crayon on white paper. You want control decks to be aggro, but don’t want them to be aggro? They can’t be slow and steady but win on turn 5, turn 5 win isn’t slow.