The only embarassing thing over here is your bloated post count.
Sick burn. Ya know you have lost the debate when you start pointing at post count.
Check mine out, you’ll be really shocked (and embarrassed for me). 
I mean, you could try, but that would be a stretch to rival the bendy fictional characters with those powers. The modern game is more casinofest than it was in the beginning. Not to say there wasn’t random elements before, but they are significantly more today than they were at the game’s outset.