Yeah, that Napoleon and especially Marshal Pétain… Oh, wait.
And bathe in sewer waters, a.k.a. the Seine, which is apparently considered an Olympic sport nowadays. 
Or perhaps they think that aggro players can’t last longer than 30 seconds in bed, and so they prefer ‘quicker games’ in HS as well. Maybe they also despise the infamous ‘turn 7 lethal’… which is generally ‘way too slow’ for modern ‘aggressive’ HS — has been for some time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jenlSf2E8o
Have you guys ever considered the possibility that different players might have different preferences when it comes to game duration and enjoy different aspects than you? No? Oh là là.