So I played mage with 2 cost get 2 random minions and then got garbage and my hand filled up too quickly.
So I thought eh what the hell, let’s play freeze an enemy and excavate mage and got DK opponent with 4 cost dies all other minions 1 attack. Yeah wasn’t too sure at first, but was able to keep him locked down enough to eventually zerg him.
Pogo hopper should be the top card of this brawl
Below that you may get some wins with jade displays or jade idols, patches, or the 1/2 pirate that gives and gets attack when you summon pirates
If you want RNG wins you can play chaotic tendrils or curse of agony
Basically the rule is to find a 1-cost card that can scale or snowball by itself
You may also target pogo hoppers with earth shock and rely on the 8 random cards and your hero power to win
Pogo hopper if you wanna be cruel, one of the plague boys if you wanna be annoying, and Pro Gamer if you wanna be funny and play rock paper scissors with your opponent until they leave in frustration
I finally got to do 1 pro gamer = entire deck! Pro gamer gets the Gungeon seal of approval for best way to waste the opponents time
Edit: Jesus christ never mind, you wanna waste the opponents time to make em leave just use C’thun the shattered, dude left around the 6th one breaking funniest yet meanest thing I’ve ever done. Battletoad if you’re out there I apologize from the bottom of my heart you didn’t deserve that 
True I forgot the animation abuser ones 
That kind of boring, non-thinking is a quick ticket to getting mass reported as a botter to hacks@blizzard.com
We’ve already been on a report wave yesterday so here’s hoping those cheap players enjoy their ban when the next wave hits. 
At least I apologized into the void hoping he heard! And I only did it once just cause I noticed he wasn’t banned and thought “huh, I wonder what 22 C’thuns would do”
Never again! Although I did confirm that since C’thun gotta split he will never plague your starting hand, so uhh that’s useful info obtained from this ordeal I guess?
I did it with Muckborn Servant for the 2nd time. It was fun. Thats it.
I started playing Jade Display as a test, and the guy conceded. It was unclear if I would win.
Won my first game with Curse of Agony. After that, just testing other cards besides the obvious boring ones that’s a guarantee win.
I also did a free spirit one against chaotic tendril
Ended up winning by fatigue because their final 47 damage board was barely damaging the armor built up along the game by my 43 armor hero power
This has to be one of the dumbest brawls out there. Was a VERY quick way to complete several quests though so that’s nice.
The game is basically decided on turn 1 whether you draw more or less pogos/automatons/whatever than your opponent. Every game I won or lost had zero skill input lol…
It’s approximately useless to me, because it doesn’t count for achievements. I guess it’s a bit nice if you play very little and don’t want to do the quests but I do them passively for the most part anyway.
rate the lack of imagination using astral automaton or jade display. 
i guess pogo-hopper gets points for being old AF and having it or knowing about it to make one also is old AF 
(i just found out about it today when it was played lol)
it is so much more OP for this format that i would make one for the future lol
It’s not lack of imagination if they invent it independently, it’s lack of imagination only if they copy it from others.
when the first 2 cards a noob like me thinks of for this, is jade and astral, it’s like saying i invented water while living next to a lake. 
It’s not stupid if it works.