Hearthstone Voice-lines that would make crazy tweets

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Challenge time (taking a break from all complaints on the forum)

There are many voice-lines in Hearthstone that are loved, hated and all the sorts.

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I want to see how many cards would, if were to be said in a post on twitter out of all context, create controversy. Something that is a bold statement that said, would be quite unpopular (in terms of people agreeing). OR they could be just wild statements someone might say, not something like “The icy winds of nothrend will consume your souls”.

Examples like (i know its tempting, but try to read these sentences for what they are, not what the characters and music is about or behind them xD):

“Insanity is no excuse for bad manners”
“Gorge your hatred, Embrace your rage”
“I must remain hidden to remain free”
“Everyone has a price”

What other voice lines would be crazy twitter posts? (be creative)

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Ered’achor! Havik! Galar!

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would definitely be worried if someone posted that on their wall.

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Put this apple on your head!
Eeeyah call that a weapon, ha?
Get in here, fight, maggot!
Papeepooyah! (Dr 7)
Who am I? None of your business! (I recommend putting this in your resume)

And many others.

PS And if you add some of the notorious misheard ones (often due to all those weird sound effects), this just gets crazy.

I bring life and (incomprehensive raspberry-blowing).
Feel buff, red alert!
This dusk lemon cooks a little abandoned. (or something like this in the end, I don’t rightly remember — that was the Twilight Summoner)

PS There are some of the ordinary, i.e. not misheard, one:

E-he-he, time for a little blod! (sic)
Mah bleid be tersty!

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