Golden Backstage Security needs to slap harder

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Regular Backstage Security slaps once per turn.

Slaps are good.

Two Regular Backstage Security officers each slapping once per turn means two slaps.

Even better.

Promote Golden Backstage Security for his/her/its/? good slapping work, he does not slap harder. He needs to slap harder! His co-workers depend on him/her/it/?. He/him/her/it/? can us another tentacle, he/she/it/? has plenty. Him/Her/It/? will be demoted. He/She/It/? has 6 kids/? to feed. Needs the gold.

Sign the Petition to make Golden Backstage Security slap harder! Let’s save the family/?.

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By the time you can make it golden you want to replace that tier 2 minion anyway.

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If you are unsure of an entity’s pronouns, it’s usually okay to use the neutral “they”. It would save time while typing and look better aesthetically

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