Expert guide for how to farm new Rewards

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Hey friends… There are two types of people in this world, the minnows and the sharks. The minnows will despair over the new system, the sharks are capitalizing on it and reaping the rewards!

Learn how to become a “gold shark” that gobbles up dust faster than you can say “battle pass” in this handy guide! Join us in the winner’s circle and be richer than you ever dreamed!

Step 1:
Multi-tasking. Make a deck filled with taunts and have hearthstone going in the background while you are at work, school, watching movies or even playing other games… Just play your taunts and chill, and watch that XP pile up! Getting rich never felt so easy!

Step 2:
Buy the battle pass! If you follow step 1, you will get the volume you need to get a return on investment in just a few months! The winners circle has several venture capitalists, accountants, certified financial planners and economists… And they all agree on one thing… If you get the volume of play time outlined in step 1, you can easily get a great return on your investment in a matter of months! I myself have a business degree, and I can tell you that a RoI after 2 months is excellent!

Step 3:
Downsize your collection
You can be a collector or you can be rich! And don’t give me that “But what about duels and tavern brawls?” crap! Duels is for the birds! The gold sharks know this and they dust outdated and outmoded cards without any concern for duels, knowing full well it’s a trap for the minnows!

The gold sharks even go so far as to dust every wild common and rare and they end up getting tens of THOUSANDS of dust! In the winner’s circle, we have weekly “dust meetings” while we are all discussing wealth management options while dusting all of our wild rares and commons…

Minnows: “But… But what about tavern brawl? I might need those wild epics, rares and commons to win the tavern brawl to get my free pack!”

Sharks: Nonsense, my friend! In the winner’s circle, we have a weekly tavern brawl meeting where we all challenge each other to a tavern brawl and let each other win so everyone gets their pack without having to have obsolete cards in their collection to get a free pack!

You see a trend here? In the winner’s circle, everyone wins!

If you like what you read here, you may wish to join us in the winner’s circle, where you will have so much dust that you will need a new apartment just to store it all!

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Nice satire…i hope.

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Imagine referring to yourself as a shark because you exploit a gaping hole in the battle pass system (a system that is supposed to reward gameplay) by not even actually playing the game - just loading decks with taunt minions and roping. This is the same energy as people who run farming gliders in wow. This doesn’t make you a shark or an alpha male, and certainly doesn’t give you a pedestal to stand on for self-righteousness. Is it innovative? minimally, people have been doing these things for as long as rewards systems have existed… does it contribute anything at all to the rhetoric of players who feel burned by the new system (and rightfully so)? Inadvertently at best; if anything blizzard will look at this error in their system and deem it worth fixing because it threatens their revenue. But the fix likely won’t be one that fixes the rewards system for people who are actually attempting to enjoy the game - it will probably be more so in the vein of finding ways to penalize players for this sort of exploit.

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step 1: nah,
step 2: FU
steap 3: FU man, who are you.

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Whoa whoa, who said anything about roping? In the Winner’s circle, we have a strict “Ropes are for dopes” policy. We end our turn in a timely, yet relaxed fashion while we are doing other tasks, like cooking dinner, working, running on the treadmill, or having a conference meeting with fellow Winner’s circle members. We are genuinely playing the game in a fair and normal way, we are simply not trying to win and not giving our plays any thought, since we are fully absorbed in other tasks.

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Love this OP, keep it up!!

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If you are not a shark, these tips will definitely not be for you! It’s okay.