Everyones favorite thing now gone

You think those dumb developers even have the skill to micromanage how you will lose? You sample size of 3 is not even worth discussing anyway.

They only had to raise your MMR whenever you win so the next opponents are just better.

Anything else is you pretending your are the best player online and omnipotent on top,

which is pretty dumb because even the best player online may lowroll sometimes.