I’ve been having this problem for decades now and I just can’t figure it out. I want to make people like me but everything I do just seems to make them angrier. I tried to run them over with tanks but that didn’t make them like me. I tried to paying people to like me but some people won’t even take my money. Everybody keeps laughing at me and I just want them to like me!
Today I started thinking maybe I should pay someone to bully people so that they like me. Does that seem like a good idea? Nothing bad could happen, right?
Why won’t people just like me?