All it took was two games

One thing
I don’t know why
it doesn’t even matter how hard I try
keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
to explain in due time

Ahem. Sorry about that. Much like an overspiced entree, I slipped through a wrinkle in thyme.

But seriously now. At this point it doesn’t really matter what grievance you choose. Just pick whatever, we all know you’re mad.