Owner of a Malignant Heart! šŸ–¤

Original Owner of a Lonely Heart by:
Songwriters: Jon Anderson, Trevor Horn, Chris Squire, Trevor Charles Rabin

Grind yourself
You only live for season
Ladders are the braggers reason

Stream yourself
You are the meta they make
Balls and hammers and thatā€™s not fake

Heal, heal yourself my fren
Spam Q from now till then
Doesnā€™t matter bloodseeker one shots you again!

Owner of a malignant heart
Owner of a malignant heart
(Itā€™s much better than a) owner of a 1 shot (:cupid:) heart
Owner of a malignant heart

You donā€™t want to chance it
AoZ 1 as youā€™ve been hurt before
Timer ticks down, you throw a fit
Eliteā€™s AOE makes you no more!

You lose yourself, no, not for romance
More changes, yikes, roll off of bleed
Be yourself, give your build a chance
Youā€™ve got Shako now, time to succeed!

Owner of a malignant heart
Owner of a malignant heart
(Itā€™s much better than a) owner of a 1 shot (:cupid:) heart
Owner of a malignant heart

Owner of a malignant heart
After my paragon indecision
Rotation confused me so (owner of a malignant heart)
Forums said never question a streamerā€™s build
What is the use of my Duriel farm guild?
Oh Look 4th copy of that ring (owner of a malignant heart)
Go to the rooftop and start to sing, (oh-noes!)

Owner of a malignant heart
Owner of a malignant heart
(Itā€™s much better than a) owner of a 1 shot (:cupid:) heart
Owner of a malignant heart

Owner of a malignant heart
Owner of a malignant heart
(Itā€™s much better than a) owner of a 1 shot (:cupid:) heart
Owner of a malignant heart

Owner of a malignant heart
Sooner or later we will escape
Collectively decide the heartā€™s fate (owner of a malignant heart)
It will beat and it will not wait
To eternal and start an earthquake! (owner of a malignant heart)

Donā€™t level your other glyphs at all
Donā€™t level your other glyphs at all (owner of a malignant heart)
Donā€™t level your other glyphs at all
Just tear it
Just tear it (owner of a malignant heart)


Yes I am old. Very old. Im the owner of a malignant heart!!! :black_heart:

Please +1 or tell me why you dint like!

---------------------------------------------Previous Remakes------------------------------------------------

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:clap:

Always fan of Weird Al-isms.

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Now the song (original) is stuck in my head, which is a good thing! Well done.

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Now I gotta break out my Dr. Demento recordings.

Muhahhhhahahahahaha!!! :supervillain: :supervillain: :supervillain:

More Spam to report .

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Careful urzaā€¦ā€¦youre gonna draw all the killjoys out that will give you garbage about ā€œuseless postsā€:joy:

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Excellent!
Iā€™ve spent the larger part of my life messing with songs, sometimes for fun(my Cat has many), other times destroying themā€¦darn earworms.
Thanks Weird Al for the early lesson how to stay sane in a world of inane noise.
Well done Urza :+1:

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Great. Now itā€™s stuck in head.

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That is the idea! :supervillain: :supervillain: :supervillain: