You're the CEO of blizzard entertainment

Give Rogues a Tank Spec. Maybe make it Bounty Hunter/Warden themed.

Make a purely offensive ranged Holy Spec for Priests or Pallies. Like a Shockadin.

given worgen tails

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More than likely I would do what the current CEO does. Operate the company with the goal of maximizing the profits of the shareholders in mind, in order to keep the board happy so they dont vote me out, and I get to keep my cushy job.

I’d build “player dungeons” where you unlock/craft/loot various items to fill a dungeon, including monsters, whole new rooms, bosses, strategic resources (like more fire damage in a room with lava), and new powers for the bosses. Then you get to build a dungeon by populating it on various hooks. Other players que into random player dungeons. At the end of the week, you’re rated on how well groups did in your dungeon. The harder your dungeon, the more resources you get.

  • All crafting professions now matter and can be a casual method to gear up to the point you can run normals/early heroic raids and around M+10 in it, increasing as the expansion goes along as ilvls increase.

  • Removal of glam restrictions on armor. Go be your best bikini-bottom plate tank.

  • Disenchanting is now a secondary profession.

  • Borrowed power? Dead. Here’s more talents to pick from, including the option to pick off the same row, if you want.

  • First dev to suggest mission tables as a system gets dangled off the flagpole by their underwear.

  • New class/race combos. Top of the list is Night Elf Paladins and Human/Orc Demon Hunters.

EDIT: Didn’t realize you mean ALL of Blizzard.

  • Diablo 2R and Diablo 3 get new, actual seasons with new mechanics, uniques, sets, and new skills to play with.
  • Overwatch is getting its league back in full.
  • Hearthstone… will still exist.
  • Heroes of the Storm will keep getting new maps and heroes, as well as esport backing.
  • Diablo Immortal will have one price and have nothing gated behind a credit card. Wyatt gets excommunicated.

I’d legit fire most of the staff and focus on making an actual good game.

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I move the company out of California to a red state. I leave behind all those woke pushers in the company and hire non woke real game designers that care about the game not an agenda.
I also revert all the woke changes in the game starting with the fruit picture thing.

I fire the lead dev on day one.
The streamers that bash my game do not get early access or anything nice. Constructive criticism is fine.
I make PVP great again.
I release every expansion to the classic players all at once.
I put real GMs back in the game with the money I saved firing all the woke crowd. Now if they wanna stay on and be a GM and leave the woke stuff at home them there ya go. You aint fired.
TOS gets a make over.
Ignore feature becomes account wide. You get ignored your whole account does too.
There are other changes but im tired of typing.
Once WOW is fixed I then look to make WOW 2 with all new everything.

Nothing from Azeroth comes with it. We find a new planet to wreck and hate on each other.

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Fire everyone.
Move the business to Florida.
Hire based on talent and ambition.

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What makes you think the Neanderthals were right wing?

Replace WoW’s writing staff, the rest depends.

Sell the company and run just like Bobby.

Rats always can tell when the ship’s sinking.

Is this why you made another character to hide behind?

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They did not believe in climate change or evolution. They had bad hair. And the cave paintings of “Make Pangea Great Again”

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I instantly fire Ion Hazzikostas and ban him from all Blizzard property

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Ban every LGBTQ posts, and ban the players.

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I think that picture gets more disturbing the more I see it.

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I’m imagining a whole staff of Florida man types, lol.

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I’m picturing bath salt parties.

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absolutely nothing for wow as the current one does just sits back and collects money.