My character helps get de cargo from da Brutosaur before she get stahmped on.
My DK just eats it because you guys can’t stand to balance. Bummer you guys can’t make one expansion without gutting the one before it. Where’s that Silvermoon warfront, eh? Azshara? Northern Barrens? LOL what a joke! Instead, because you can’t handle making Arathi or Darkshore properly, we get bugfixes of those. Meanwhile, the “fourth war” is a two-battle joke. Congrats for destoying BfA. Sure, Shadowlands may be okay, but I’m 100 percent sure you’ll destroy 10.0 out of arrogance and greed.
She’s probably standing on a rooftop, stating very clearly: “I did warn you.”
“See, this is why you should’ve all become undead.”
“Bet you wished you had listened.”
“Oh, hello - ‘Champion’. I see you’re still here. And not insane yet.”
“Here. This might help.”
Then she tosses down an item. If used, it lowers Sanity by 75, but clears the zone you’re in of its Madness effect for that run.
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I like to imagine Tzesh would be an insane cannibal wearing a chef hat.
He could say some nice food puns when you attack him.
My main deathgrips all players who pass by into a void zone that drains their sanity. The void zone is at the bottom of the pond. Swimming to the surface drains more sanity.
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Hes running around trying to put out the fire still.
Also the water from my bucket stuns you for 4 seconds
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Im going to be one of those annoying shaman npcs. Maybe throw some hexs, drop annoying explodey totems, drop those pull you in totems, and maybe some lightning lassos.
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Freeze trap. Tar. Slow. Whatever I can to make the player’s timer run out so they go insane and join me.
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I’d be every bad meme about a casual player you can think of keyboard turn, not macros etc. and I’d still beat you because . . . reasons. LOL
Rosenivy would probably be burning a LOT of Blood Knights. Nothing personal to the players. She just has bad history with them.
So, WHY HAS NOTHING COME OF THE GIFT OF NZOTH YET!?
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chain sap the tank or randomly blind the healer, mid-heal 
Likely radical Old God worshiper in need of being put out her misery.
Just Kidding!
But it seems likely I would be helping Player Character put down someone who’s stray from their path and blaming myself after.
I don’t not have to worry about corruption, someone I know have to worry about manipulation.
They die of boredom.
From one who’s biggest fear is being weak and helpless; due to what happened in the Second War, Madness in the vision would be quite inevitable. (Especially with N’Zoth having a history of weaponizing fear against his foes, fortunately those who do not feel fear have nothing to worry about.)
Just expect lots of Blood Beasts.
I float around the map, following the player but being untargetable.
Instead, I just spawn Agonizingly Infinite Stars every 10 seconds… First hit only does 5k damage, but every hit after does 50% more. And it stacks infinitely. So if you aren’t fast, you will eventually just die.
Fire traps and flame arrows.
As a shadow priest, I would steal Xal’atath back from Wrathion (after all, he took it out of my bank), and I’d use it on all of N’zoth’s minions in the horrific dream. This will finally cleanse Teldrassil, and since fire open up pine cones, small seedlings start to grow, and Teldrassil is once more.
I chug brews non-stop, and the talent that throws barrels randomly when a brew is consumed is taken.
The range is an aoe radius centered on you
I can’t upvote this enough. LOL