Your best WoW story

Back in classic I made a character on a RP realm to see what it was like. Upon spawning into existence in Teldrassil as a NE warrior, I encountered a mysterious individual whom whispered me dark things mon.

He hissed at me. And then he bit me!

I stood in shock at what was happening. I didn’t know what to do. Then to my relief I was given instructions lol. He told me…

“Log out and make a new character. They must have white hair and a new name to fit your vampire form.”

And so I did! And I played as a vampire on a RP server for a whole three minutes until I was out of his sight. I logged out and never returned.

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I remember a particularly inept rogue from my first time in Alterac Valley, doing the intro quest where you have to retrieve something from a mine.

Anyway, I was in Prot spec, with my retribution aura up. At this point it did reflective damage. Might have had a small amount of either healing or mana recovery, but it’s the reflective damage that’s key here.

Dude unstealths and starts doing this white-damage dance. I don’t play rogue so I don’t know what he was trying to do. It wasn’t causing my health bar to move much, but it was causing his to move a great deal. He succeeds in slicing himself to death, and I get my quest done.

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Well even though everyone hated the SL expanion (ME included) I rememeebr being an elemental shaman with the venthyr as my Coven. So the entire raid wiped on the stone legion generals. The Female gargoyle was all that was left. I was the last man standing, I used my Earth Golem to have it attempt to tank the last 2% of the bosses HP for me. Golem gets one shotted…She runs up to me and smacks me. I GET ONE SHOTTED…But wait…I become a statue? anyone who rememebers what that statue does? it EXPLODES!!! for 100% of your health after 2 seconds! So the boss was smacking my statue until it killed everyone including themself. It didnt count as combat being over until after the statue dying. so it was a draw but everyone still got the loot. :slight_smile: TEEHEE.

The entire raid being sad and then BLOWING UP into CHEER was an amazing moment for me.

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Imma be lazy, because I have had a hell of a day. Copy pasta’ing my own comment ftw.

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My story takes place in the Twin Peaks battleground. It was just a random BG but the enemy team had a sweaty DH tank with a sweaty pocket healer. Their names were even sweaty-something.

By now the clock is running low, score is 1-0 in our favor, and our priest was running the flag again but sweaty DH grabbed our flag before we could cap.

The teams are split, half chasing the DH the other half fighting in our flag room. If Horde caps, the score is 1-1 and we lose. I rush to the enemy base and get ready to pick up the flag if it gets returned.

Our team managed to separate the sweaty healer and kill him, the DH almost makes it to the river but also dies. A Horde warrior picks up the flag and jumps across the river, with respawns only seconds away.

I figure the warrior will give the flag to the DH once he respawns, so I Dash to the warrior in stealth and get there seconds before the DH respawns. The DH pops his demon form for the double jump from the GY and the instant the warrior stopped moving, I stunned the DH.

The warrior didn’t notice me yet and dropped the flag, but now he can’t pick it up because of the debuff, the DH is still stunned, so I returned the flag and /yelled LOL

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Watching an Enhancement Shaman proc Windfury while I had Retaliation up on my Arms Warrior. They just melted in seconds.

I used what follows as a writing exercise for one of my “Student-Teacher Projects”. It was called Motivating Exceptional Students and my assignment was to create an exposition using as few facts as possible and allowing the student to complete the story using any genre he wished.

The course was pass/fail and worth 1 unit. I didn’t count off for spelling or grammar, and the idea (hidden) was “cooperation”. It turned out to be one of the most popular courses taught at that high school. and there was usually a waiting list. Kids who beat the crap out of each other just for being “nerds” became - if not best friends, at least acquaintances who beat the crap out of each other. One tended to take what one got in those days, and it was hard to fail the course.

One of my friends from this forum made short shrift of it and would have failed it many years ago when I taught it. Here is your assigned exposition and its introduction to your story…

*One day, returning from the hunt with a saber-toothed tiger slung over his shoulder, Ogg The Chief Hunter spied a color he had never seen before and became curious as to what it may turn out to be. “No flap-flap” (what would later be called bird), he decided, because it didn’t move. For a long time, Ogg just stood there, running through all the items on his “hard drive” hoping to come up with a match, to no avail.

Finally, his curiosity aroused, be began to move in the thing’s direction, playing and rewinding his “hard drive” all the way there. Then, just before he was about to give up, a gust of wind picked it up and blew the object all the way to his feet. Upon the sound of the wind, Ogg heard a whispered sound: “Soloooooo”, it intoned.


Yes, that’s right. it was a Solo cup, Ogg found. But where did it come from and what’s it doing there?

For context, and because you and I are friends, we’ll stipulate the area is early Azeroth. Also if any of you are artistically inclined and would like to include a sketch, please feel free to express yourself in that discipline.

The day they added Divine Storm for Ret Pally, I went to AV and melted faces. Was fun.

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An unpredictable unforgettable drag through the map fishing ,oh dang,that one took me to a different level of excitement :laughing:

It truly was. An enhancement shaman and I (on my old disc priest) kept Blacksmith in Horde hands for an entire game.

My favorite WoW story isn’t mine.

A friend was running around solo (we were on a pvp server, so this was risky) in Zangamarsh, and she comes across this undead priest getting whomped on by some mobs. She hesitates, then sends in her nelf warrior and saves the priest. She does /ty emote, mind-controls him, heals him up and buffs him.

For the rest of the night, whenever they crossed paths, that priest would /kiss at my friend’s warrior, heal and buff him if he needed it. And whenever Horde started to target him, they’d pause, then veer off.

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Best story was the one from highmaul ,made a raid invited this couple ,husband and wife .while waiting notice the husband kept dying,I got concerned and asked ,“Oh I do that all the time,new to the class.” I said,“you sure you’ll be ok doing this raid?” Dies again,“Yeah,I’ll be ok” .so we did do the raid ,He fell off the edge and died alot but it was funny as anything being a rogue his dps wasn’t bad just he judging distance was.

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The one time I thought was somewhat amusing in this AV random bg on my warlock
I was running back from dieing defending a base to get up to where the main part of my side was at.
As I am heading to get up to them this rogue attacks my warlock( and is pretty obvious, this person didnt know how to really play a rogue
So I fear and dot him up and than keep heading towards the main group on foot now
So the dude comes back and I fear and dot him again, this happans for 3-4 times and all i wanted to do was get to the main group and help them
After the 3-4 time I gotten annoyed by him and than decided to actually get serious about fighting him
Than he realize that yea dude you are going to die and trys to run off and I am like O heck no
You started this and now I will end it with your character’s death
So yea i kill him and finally got to the group in time to actually help a bit with the last boss
Just thought dude you had like 2-3 times to figured out you are going to kill me
Dude really sucked at playing a rogue
Just thought that was funnying

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Early in the game, I sent gold to my husband when he was at work and bought flying for him. I had worked very hard to get the e gold to buy flying and a fancy new mount and he was noticeable jealous so I wanted to surprise him.
Note-I didn’t know this was against the ToS at the time.

He logged in to find himself on a fancy flying mount and had a blast with it.

He was so excited, he switched to a different character and launched off the heights of Org….and plummeted to his untimely death. I didn’t buy flying for all of his Alts.

He sent me a picture of his corpse in the middle of town. I really did try to not laugh.

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I’ve only been playing a few years now, but my favourite story is the time my first guild threw me a birthday party!!
It was my first year playing WoW and I’d just joined this nice Vulpera guild, my first ever guild!!!
We had weekly hangouts and one of em happened to fall on my birthday, I mentioned it to one person and I guess they told the others cause after our hangout we all gathered for a party!!
Go lot’s of cool gifts from them and it was real fun.
I miss that guild.

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I had a 43 year old woman very sexually interested in me who would send explicit messages to me when I was 16

It’s not a good story, but it is my best one

I was groomed multiple times as a minor in WoW, do those stories count?

my memory wipes itself every 24 hours.

Back when my brother played … well, you have to understand that we both hated murlocs. Hated them. You probably now why – you couldn’t aggro just one, and in Westfall in particular they were a royal pain in the butt.

Anyway, for his birthday, I would go to Westfall and depopulate the shores on my highest level character, collecting murloc eyes until I had enough for his new age. He was getting on for fifty at the time, so that was a bit of a chore.

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Up late into the eves grinding my face against the stone wall of Kanrethad for my green fire before Siege so I could get the title, 3 Inches of Blood - Dark Messenger pulping my ear drums. Everything goes wrong; late dropping fire on the imps, get smacked around by the pit lord before I could enslave him again, then after all’s sorted I get smacked by his Cataclysm and sent skyward, health failing, for a lethally sure fall. Half way to my grave I remember I’m an engineer, pop my glider, and save the run. Kanrethad falls just as the song ends.
I was rigid.

Also had a mindless tank start the drake boss in Stonecore before everybody got there during the timewalking thing. Mechanics killed him, so I had to summon void walker and solo. The rest of the party played audience just outside the arena, the rock wall keeping them from doing anything more. The clap was ez.