WIth the game being down most of the day today I thought I would make this thread for fun.
Take your Favorite “Dad Joke” and rewrite it to make it WoW Related.
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Did you hear about the Orc who’s afraid of hurdles?..
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He got over it…
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Did you hear about the tuskar fisherman who captured a gleeful infinite baleen?
He was having a whale of a good time.
I’m here all week try the veal
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Forsaken often take up astrology in hopes of finding something a little bit more meteor to chew on.
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You can’t trust druids.
They’re all shifty 
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I liked the joke, but the Shrek quote was aces. I use this quote often lol
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No I’m not pleased to meet you.
It’s just rigor mortis…
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This person knows too much.
I have a phone call to make 
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Two Gnomes walked into a bar… wow I really set the bar low for this one didn’t I?
Terrified deer noises 
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My Kul’tiran friend is missing…
I asked him to recite the alphabet.
Now he’s lost at c
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Not sure the forums can take the PUNishment…
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An orc walks into a bar. He sits down and orders an drink and as he does, he notices a small gnome playing the piano. This gnome is smaller than most gnomes, a gnome even amongst other gnomes. It’s jumping around the piano, doing backflips but hitting every key perfectly.
The orc asks the bartender, “what’s with the gnome?”
The bartender says, “oh yeah, I got it from a magic lamp I found in Uldum.”
“Really?” the orc asked, astonished and skeptical.
The bartender pulled it off the shelf. It was a typical bronze oil lamp. “I was cleaning it and djinn came out and granted me a wish.”
The orc took the lamp and looked at it, and rubbed the side, not expecting anything to happen but then a djinn appeared! Not as large and mighty as that one in Tol’vir he had slain all those years ago, but a djinn all the same.
“I am the mighty djinn of the lamp!” it declared. “Speak your wish and it is my command! But speak plainly, for I am hard of hearing.”
“Oh, okay . . .” the orc was taken aback, he hadn’t really believed the story until now. “Uh . . . I wish to have . . .um . . . a new battle axe”
“YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!” the djinn declared and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
The astounded orc stood there with a pair of pants in his arms.
“Wait, I asked for a new battle axe not a new pair of slacks!” the orc cried out
The bartender grinned “Well I didn’t wish for a ten inch pianist”
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There were four trolls, the best of friends.
One was the friendliest you’d ever meet.
One was a beekeeper.
One was a sailor.
And one was a Warlock.
Their names?
Eymon, Beemon, Seamon, and Deemon
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The new World Tree is unimpressive. Compared to the likes of Nordrassil and Teldrassil, this one is… a mere ‘drassil.
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
N’zoth
N’zohegqui pablusrus bak’ug shg’iggish vwahuhn
Welcome my embrace.
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Why did the guardian druid not fill up his weekly vault?
He did the bear minimum.
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A human, a blood elf and a dwarf Walk into a tavern, they each order a ale.
The tavern waitress brings them each one an slammed it on the table and suddenly each of em have a fly inside it!
The elf pushes the ale back.
The human picks up the fly and flicks it out n proceeds to drink it.
The dwarf proceeds to pickup the fly and says loudly “You spit that out right now lad!!!”
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How do you make a dwarf climb up onto a roof?
Tell them the drinks are on the house.
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Ragnaros would as a mod:
-sees bad thread-
BY FIRE BE PURGED!!!