A naga walks into a bar.
The bar tender turns to the naga and asks, “How’d you do that?”
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Someone keeps yelling this in Valdrakken on my server so… here it goes.
I got 99 cookies cause a lich ate one.
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A Dracthyr tells a bad joke.
He got asked how he managed one that bad.
“I dunno, I just winged it.”
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What do you call a death knight from the city?
Urban decay
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Why didn’t the Warrior cross the road?
No path available.
I’m sorry, I nicked that from reddit. I’m terribad at making jokes.
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There’s always the classic “Why are rogues so good at stealth?”
“Because their armor is made of hide.”
Why did the death knight retire?
He wanted to settle down and raise a family.
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A blacksmith walks into a bar
and says “ow, my toe!”
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What? Sure it’s necromancy but I’m just trying to raise a family.
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Why don’t the zebras play WoW in the Jungle?
Too many Cheetahs.
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From someone who lives in Boston I approve this wicked pissah dad joke.
Why do humans seem goofier than usual? I think they are hearth stoned.
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Now we’re getting some real high fantasy dad jokes.
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A group of rogues were playing a game of stealth peekaboo, but they had to end it after one of them got severely injured and taken to the ICU.
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How come paladin armor isn’t heavy?
Because they’re all LIGHT
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If you think it’s raining cats and dogs out now, just wait until we get Taurential rain…
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