Your best WoW Jokes?

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Lets make a thread that makes you smile instead of one that makes people mad. Let me hear your best WoW jokes.

I’ll start. My favorite Stormwind guard is Sir Cumference. I love watching him do his rounds.

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BFA is good

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What do you call 3 resto druids?
A treesome.

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Where do Hellscreams park their cars?
In the garrosh.

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thank you for reading the point and posting it anyway.

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How do you kill a troll warchief?

Random demon #456

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Hahaha
/thread

But hey, I’ll try anyways.

A spellcaster fighting solo in PvP.

(Yes that’s the full joke.)

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PvP

(Must be at least 10 characters)

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The human sleeping with the two taurens in high mountain. When you go in the hut he gets up runs out while saying ‘you didn’t see anything’ or ‘that was unexpected’ something like that

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Sylvanas .

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Why did the Dwarf walk into the bar?
The better question is, why’d he leave in the first place?

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Nonono, we want FUNNY jokes. Laughing at Sylvanas is like laughing at that girl you see in the mall yelling at her parents because they won’t take her to Sephora. It makes you giggle, but afterwards you feel kinda sad for the people who made her.

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Sounds pretty damn funny to me.

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Q: How many Warcraft Blizzard Devs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, “the light bulb is working as intended.”

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LOL!!! :smiley: you have my like, i think this was the best one.

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Do you know how a Warcraft dev is like a footlong Q-Tip? Everything you want them to do goes in one ear and out the other.

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On a desolate game of WoW, a very very small, group of indie developers holds
their job. Their survival (struggling numbers) and fate are in your hands Champion
– coming Jan 22 :will you resub? please? :smiley:

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He is walking into another bar.

He finished the first.

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You win. :trophy:

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My undead joke got me a 24hr ban from the forums, sadly too many sensitive people around to tell it

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