You wake up and suddenly

no way, i’m going in dry

That’s hawt. Very hawt.

Eat many bananas.

I’d have my consorts— err, empyreans feed me the fruit.

/s

My life has become so confusing…

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I would begrudgingly wish my bowl of fruit was a bowl of hamburgers :disappointed:

Pierce Brosnan could have used that training.

That’s gonna be a lot of bowls.

choke on it?

and you forgot pumpkins and cut in half avacados along with the representation of fertility that a pomegranate has

Develop a fruit fetish

You were just ahead of the curve.