Everything lewd in your life has been turned into bowls of fruit. What would you do?
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade
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I’d find a way to bring sexuality back but only through marriage. Gotta be modest folks.
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My brain is just memes at this point.
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Break the paradox by a specific arrangement of two apples and one banana.
What then?
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I’ll watch this informative defensive video
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dont eat too much fruit, it has lots of SUGAR 
IN IT
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The room begins to shake, followed by a screeching sound, then nothing, just darkness.
You’ve ended all of creation.
The Fruit Ending
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Make sure your client is not set to China.
Learn that it’s all the China client now.
put whipping cream on it
i end world hunger
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Well i would be healthier.
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Better than Mass Effect 3’s ending
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Wait, does that mean uh… 
does… it have to be in a bowl?
Be more specific. Just art? I need to know my level of panic. Am I just annoyed, or am I calling in to work and looking for a psychiatrist?
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banana has inappropriate shape, cancel bananas
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I’d be sort of weirded out that the Zack Snyder cult was now a bunch of fruit then after a moment of clarity I’d feel kind of warm inside and then I’d move on with the day.
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I’m sure we all shower with our cloths on… right?
Also, always ask your apple if it’s okay to bite into it before doing so. Permission is key.
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Same with Cucumbers.
Sing Agadoo 
Make a fruit salad?