I’d **** the fruit.
Oh wait jesus we’re supposed to be going the other direction oh god im so bad at this
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Wasn’t there a movie involving an apple pie… I’d probably make some of those.
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Everything? I guess since I just woke up then, that I’d have to go to the restroom to “make juice”. That’s what happens when you drink a lot of water.
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Blame the ugly female gnome from the other thread.
listen here girl i will cook the fruit into a pie ok?
if you are clever enough you know what you can do with a pie.
just a old school thought…
Averyx is back
O-m-G
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Make pies and eat them.
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welcome back Averyx
I guess I’d die
chrisp
I feel like eventually humans would figure out how to lewdify that
They don’t call us adventurers for nothing.
/Hug!
You become a kiwi.
FURRY POWER
Anything you consider lewd.
Hope you don’t use a blender.
No you.
Very crispy.
I mean, emotes already showed that.
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I stopped reading after that 
NSFW
www.penny-arcadeDOTcom/comic/2002/02/11
Get a grapefruit
The real knows what I’m talking about
Position the fruit in sexy poses and take pictures.
I look down and confirm that fruit bowl has a banana and 2 cuties.
including my frozen bananas?
Everyone just needs to troll blizz.
Get the address to blizz HQ, and if everyone sends 1 fruit basket there, they should receive thousands of fruit baskets.
That should get their attention.
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are we talking oranges, grapefruit, or melons?
also them turning a girl in to a bowl of fruit is a really offensive way of saying she is gay…
Apples, bananas, oranges, even eggplant. Lol
“Suggestive” fruit.
Add a pack of rubbers or lotion in there too.
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id have an apple.
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