you wake up and find yourself in Moonguard’s goldshire inn. What would you do?
Run, run for my life
Run faster than Mal.
Start crying
Start drinking. A lot. Since I can’t remember how I got there I figure its best if I don’t remember leaving as well.
Find the Rogue trainer immediately so i can pick my own battles and never die.
Dying prob isnt fun.
Rush to stormwind and turn WM on. (That’s what I already do in MG)
VICTORY OR DEATH! LOK’TAR OGAR!
If I randomly show up in Goldshire, especially on that server, it absolutely was NOT random, and I am going full red on every player within a 2000ft radius of the inn’s doorway lol.
Roll around in hand sanitizer, then set the place on fire.
But not faster than Fenny. ![]()
But…Hand sanitizer is flammable due to the semialcoholic properties…
…You know what? You’re Undead, I’m sure you’ll be fine.
Hit my hearthstone as fast as I can! 
No, no, no… I knew what I was doing. There is no going back after you see what goes on in that place.
I awake, my surrounding unfamiliar to me, looking around dazed and confused when suddenly 2 gnomes, a worgen, tauren and 3 humans enter the room. I can instantly tell they must be rogues due to the leather gear they have equipped. I jump to my feet ready for a fight, they are all heavily armed with melee weapons, the gnomes in particular have an obscenely large collection of whips.
“LOOK OVER THERE!”
I shout loudly and take the moment of confusion to duck behind them, shoving a gnome to the ground as I race down stairs, I see sunlight through an opening and break to make the exit. As I enter the world I stopped stunned realising I know where I am. Shocked I wonder around the small town in awe
its fine as long i have Divine Protection
wink wink
You mean my normal Wednesday? I have to get past all the slobbering Worgens staring at me to go do my chores.
Take off my pants
Trip everyone else running so I can get away.
Head for the nearest clinic and pray.
don’t sit on ANYTHING, wonder why the floors are so sticky