Invest in a hazmat suit. xD
Invite my friends and slaughter alliance who decide to flag up on me.
Immediately hearth out of there.
wakes up in the mortal realm in Moonguard’s Goldshire inn “Welp I had too many shrooms last night…” tries to sleep off a shroom hang over, punches the alarm clock into the wall for good measure
Find a healer to cast cleanse on me…
Cast Divine Intervention on the closest scantily clad Worgen. Two birds something something
Fan my tail feathers and see what I can attract.
Pray it was a nightmare and go back to sleep
puts on wizard hat and robe
This is the best day of my wow life…
You don’t have to outrun the weebs, you just have to outrun the guy you’re with.
Bust out the lube
Start the zucc, get teh succ. Make all the gold I need to buy Stormwind from the big hairy werewulf genn king.
Hopefully i have some hand wipes and a mask…Then RUNNNNNNNN…
It’s not even the bedrooms you need to worry about.
Try to at least not to get stomped on.
I’m called a walking orbital bombardment platform for a reason…
Demonstrates this fact upon the inn.
I’ll eat the murder charges!
So like every other normal day?
Take notes to try and understand how the Alliance keeps winning when this place exists.
We don’t have all that sexual tension weighing us down. Just give into your desires of those vulp femboys already.