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To make your own pizza, do this.

Make the sauce. Can do it from tomatoes, etc… or if you want to do it quick, get some tomato sauce.

Brown some sweet Italian sausage, chop it up as it browns into small pieces.
Drain oil out and add to sauce.

Chop up green pepper, onion, garlic, add to sauce with some pesto.
Salt and pepper to taste.
Simmer for about 20 or so minutes.
Can be longer but simmer, don’t boil it.

Get some French bread, fresh as possible. Cut lengthwise and butter both sides, can also add some creamed garlic and wrap in foil loosely.
Put in oven on warm for the same time you simmer the sauce.

Check the bread after 10 minutes. You want to make sure the bread is warm, butter melted and that’s it.

Then you spoon the sauce over the bread and there’s your pizza.

Add whatever toppings you like. Cheese, stuff like that.

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saving this post for later, then paying $25 million for a new CEO.

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We are aware of the several issues that the pizzas have and I promise, we are working on it.

Please be patient while our expert team handles this in the best way they know how.

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You guys have cell phones, right?

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Can my order randomly upgrade into a larger Pizza with extra cheese?

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There will be Titanforging Pizza, but you must first go through the Delivery Dungeon 400 times.

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I heard the pizza will no longer come in cardboard boxes anymore, you have to buy them separately but you’ll be able to choose the color of the box.

Many will agree that this change will make ordering pizza more customizable and those who’d like to have the old box, you can always buy it again.

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Always remember, when you order the pizza, please do not submit a ticket until the issue has been fixed. We are very busy and have other customers to worry about.

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I love this thread and I’m sad it’ll probably get 404’d.

Do I need to complete Pizza Finder p1 AND 2 to get my pizza?

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Ha, I’ve never let a pizza go to waste. That would be criminal.

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We’ve added additional Pizza Finder achievements. You now get to enjoy content up until Pizza Finder 99, then it will be delivered promptly.

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If I order pizza, I’m going to eat the whole thing, then feel really guilty and want to order salads and a personal trainer

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We have no intention on updating the character models at this point. Please order as many pizza as you can. For reasons unprecedented, we will be raising the price of Pizza by 90 cents per month.

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Is it true the size of the pizza will be squished but just to fix the proportion of the little to no toppings you guys give in first place?

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We are using toppings from beefier cows, kinder swine and riper tomatoes. The lack of actual toppings is compensated by higher quality toppings. Our less is more tasty.

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But reheated breakfast pizza is the best!!

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Pfft, a whole pizza is easy.

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Is it true you guys fired everyone from customer service and automated the whole delivery?

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This thread was far less about pizza and far more about circle-jerking than I expected.

Shame.

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Jokes on you, I don’t like pizza. It’s messy and greasy and covered in cheese and tomato sauce. Not a fan of milk curds and ketchup.