Um… my wife died, so I guess this honors her in some bizarre way.
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I ordered him from a catalogue assuming I was getting some kind of beverage
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Oh my a gorgeous panda princess, endless dumplings, panda brews and the generously proportioned panda pillow princess ready to please
Not really into elves or druids, but I could always use a good versatile multi use pet…
To serve me in undeath forever.
and make rotten sandwiches
I was waaaay too drunk.
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Needed someone to confess my evil plans to, figured this/she would be most convenient. After all, a priest never tells.
I’m waiting for a Human Male Paladin!
No I didn’t get down on one knee and propose.
Damnit this is me standing!!!
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I’m right here.
These Elf women sure love Big Male Human Paladin Potential.
We went to the function. I played nice with your friends and pretended I was having a good time. We even snuck away for a bit as two consenting adults.
You owe me 20,000 gold.
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She’s the only one who will willingly eat what I cook.
Zephi cast a spell on me and now I’m hers.
Same way my mom found my dad. Life is rough for a bloke in Drustvar…
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So, there I was taming this strange stick walrus…
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She forgave me for giving away her position in the forest! <3
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Human Potential. ![:wink:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/wink.png?v=6" ":wink:")
She kept crying. It made me feel bad, so I married her.
I love messing with trolls.
we both desired vengeance against the Lich King