You marry the player above you

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He has no standards, so doesn’t care about my trashy horde personality

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We both have trash Horde personalities.

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I also think her eyes might be gems… There’s only one way to find out!

:eye: :gem:

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I like big tusks and I cannot lie

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He stole my heart. Then my pants. Then the rest of my gear… now I can’t leave the room. But he seems happy about that. So it’s all good.

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Well, rogues are known for their assassinations and contract work, and I’ve achieved gladiator, so I think we’d make a lot of gold in the arenas. Bounty hunting and mercenary work is on the table as well if that’s your thing.

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I heard monks give great back massages

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We’re not officially married because no one could spell his name on the marriage certificate but don’t tell him that. Else we get along like a house on fire. Once you go troll you never reroll as they say.

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I was thinking we could replace ‘Naughtyboy’ with ‘Naughtygirl’ in her pet collection.

/wink

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There can’t be shadow without light, can there?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Was wondering what a Elf Troll Hybrid would loook like.

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I generally get attracted to the voodoo :wink:

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Now that I’ve seen her bright side of the moon, I am anticipated to know her “darker” side of the moon -winks winks-

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Expect charges to be filed Mr.Roofie.

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I understand, he’s a magic man :sparkles: :wink: :sparkles:

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I couldn’t resist the waggle.

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I hunt undead, you hunt demon.

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Well, I reckon I won’t have to put a bag over her head at the ceremony.

Semper Fi! :us:

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I did have to put a bag over their head for the ceremony. But it’s ok I’m a fat girl and beggars can’t be choosers.

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I was doing my duty as wingman for a friend by distracting the fat friend. Things got a little out of hand and now here we are.

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Cause I mean. Look at him. That beard. That body. Those eyes. SWOON

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