My mother said that getting a pet would be the safe bet.
Note to self. Do not get him wet, or feed after midnight.
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my mother always did say “Marry a beautiful lady”
Than again, she is a warlock…
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My mother always said “Marry a man who likes chili fries”
He makes me laugh. Besides, I’ve always preferred smart men who are physically weaker than me.
We both like when things get really hardcore. 
We’re both canids so we can ostensibly reproduce. It is simply logical.
Because he’s the OWO to my UWU
was incredibly desperate
Because 13 year old graphics and pokey polygons are my fetish?
To find out what the fox says
Because height difference is… interesting.
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Because I’ve always wanted to know what worgen elven babies look like
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So you think you can Tame my Furr?
PS> Yes they also work as handlebars 
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I only accept draenei horns and elf ears as handlebars.
This won’t be a happy marriage.
I thought I was filling out a contract to lightforge him, not marry him 
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She was hard to not look at, while also hard to look at… my eyes hurt…
But least the night time cuddles are worth it… (just wish she could turn the light off at night.)
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Can I get a refund? Clearly, the mail order bride magazine I got from Marcus’ House of Hot Babes for only 99 silver was lying!
I THOUGHT they were a toaster when i married them, and when they said “I do” i thought i signed up for the giveaway, i swear!!!
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We Fel for each other.
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She doesn’t see my flaws and accepts me for who I am
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