Oooooohh…me ate too much cactus apple surprise…
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Me Am that kind of Orc!
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Okay I just wanted to say your characters name is great 
Hello loving wife. Would you like to cook some scrumptious dinner for I, Donny Kawano, your loving husband, as I practice my martial arts in the basement?
This is our marriage and it is all I had ever asked for.
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Spare parts.
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Chains of Ice, Death Grip, Strangulate. I’m already blindfolded. Best match
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Wanna make some sexy demon elf babies?
Opposites attract baby 
You sure bout that?
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what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas is a total lie
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She was cute for a short little human and had a complete course of antibiotics to ensure what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas.
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(sniffs her grape juice) Ok I think I left this out too long and had too much “grape juice” last night. It was fun though. The Loa where with us 
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You’re into the void, I’m into the light, we’re like fire and ice. Our love is explosive and volatile. I stay with you because I think I can change you. You stay with me because I have a nice tail.
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My billy goat blaster, busted when I went to use it on her. I took that as a sign.
I mean, I always thought you hog tying me was a weird way to propose. I enjoy it under different circumstances, but right there in the middle of the trade district?
I mean… look at her
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I needed a new Ghoul. Accidently killed off the last one with standing in the bad.
Was questioning her about why she married someone that she intended to make a ghoul, and she proposed to me, blinked away shortly after
And blinked right into my arms, lucky me! He’s been squirming ever since, but I think it’s because he has cold paws.
I made him some mittens, so we’ll see if that helps.
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I’ve heard of grizzly bears, polar bears, but never an apple bear. Not something you see every day, of course I’d marry them
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