He finally ditched the geist!
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She made some really really good mana biscuits.
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Loved the fact he made such good chips which helped us get through all the crying and raging from our daily visits to the county clerks.
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I think the only reason why the clerks office has not banned either of us yet is because of our offering of chips and salsa.
I had to make sure to bring some Hydrocore water because not a lot of people can handle her Voodoo spice Salsa. it’s really good though.
but you wanna know why I married this one?
Well when mommy and daddy have been though the ringer of insanity way more times than we should have, we both know we can count on each other when it matters most. Besides, Want to know the secret to real love is? Someone you know has your back though the roughest times that you would be willing to sleep with. One who can call you a complete moron but is completely down to join in your stupidity. One who is willing to beat the snot out of another person even though you were the one who wronged that individual.
It is really as simple as that.
So why did I marry Penumbrae? She helped me untangle me out of a toaster cord and did not even question what had happened and offered me a glass of whiskey while saying. “Don’t think you should try to make toast anymore.”
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Not really married. I just sneak chips and salsa off his windowsill in bird form.
Interestingly, in goblin law this is sufficient to qualify him as next of kin.
You know, I feel Jipped. JIPPED I SAY.
I try to make sure all the lovelies had received an large effort on why I would be willing to marry.
And what do I get… Someone stealing ships and salsa off the windowsill. and some obscure thing within goblin law.
Insert overly dramatic flailing.
Now that’s out of my system,
There is a Pub in Stormheim that makes some of the best BBQ with some Vrykul size seasoned potato wedges. Ill be there if anyone needs me.
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'Cause furry.
Dang, Berusein stole it.
'Cause 10 percent bonus to his rep! We could probably save at the equivalent of COSTCO!
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Not going to lie… If I can save 10% at Costco I would quite happy with life at that moment.
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We can both save a total of 20% at costco and additional 5% if we used a coupon.
We can buy stuff to make my famous chili fries!
Of course we also only do this for brand name and make ppl buy our food/drinks more.
Its for profit and we share 50/50 of the $.
I always wanted to be a trophy wife.
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Deal.
You’re going to look great on my wall!
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At LAST!
Someone who’s NOT afraid to butt heads, drink, rampage into battle, drink and might even be more fierce than I!
SKÖL!
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Good… I can recreate the burning of Teldrasill with this nelf chick… no one will ever figure out it was the fire mage…
I mean Hi Honey!
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ummmmmm…gay?
ummmmmm…male?
said i can pummel it
I married him for his mount collection…
I don’t think anyone is surprised by this. We have to use holy protection.
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I swear on my chili fries i thought he was a female!
Me and Hawkens were super drunk at a bar and we got hungry so he made some beer fried chili fries. They were so good that before I vomited all over the kitchen before I passed out I said “Damn I should marry someone who can make frys this good.” We both woke up with a Marrage certificate and a huge hangover.
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