i wanted to try the voodoo, of course alcohol helps, pretty sure we both got dragged into this by some other troll, who i assumed was her father.
when i told him who i was, we both all the sudden got married, no wedding ceremony!
we just… got labelled married after a group of trolls liked my chili fries…
that witch doctor made weird alcohol…
When his great-great-great-grandmother fell apart in Tahiti (How was I supposed to know she wouldn’t hold up?)
I came back begging for re-marriage. It was the chilli fries I admit it. Somehow the vacation in Tahiti had cleared up my taste buds, and I was able to enjoy the fries.
While his great-great-great-grandmother’s chilli fries are good, Hawkéns chilli fries are so much better!
He also doesn’t own a toaster.
We met at Starbucks, and now he brings me a Chai tea latte every day!
We now live in a Starbucks.
She was gorgeous but I wasn’t into bunny ears. She wore them every day, even in public.
Eventually, I got used to them. Became one of those things where it was just who she was. Kept bouncing all over the place with a bubbly expression… I was hooked.
I proposed and now here we are, married and well in love. She lives outside in a small fenced area with carrots and grass, and I’m inside enjoying the chai tea her husband bought her.
Bitni seems nice! She has a wonderful garden with a big tall bunny in it, that eats carrots. She has the most amazing Chai tea! Her glowing stare seems to look right through me.
I am not sure why, but she keeps feeding me cheese and calling me ‘mouse’, it is an adoring pet name, but I can’t figure out why she picked it as a term of endearment.
She even carved a hole in the wall with her sharp fingernails to give me my own private space! Isn’t that nice?
I’ve never married a gnome before, she can probably make some cool toys for my dungeon.
How does being my 32nd wife and 43rd significant other sound?
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t marrying you for the prestige.
Also I’m pretty sure we need a big bunker or compound for our newfound commune.
She likes my chili fries, and i like her eyepatch…
i just hope she likes my pet fox named ashe.
oh and hugs… big hugs.
He adds the best side dish to all my meals…a freshly cooked batch of chilli fries!
We are going to have to do something about those ears, and eyebrows. It’s a good thing you’re a functional scape goat, and you’re exactly how I like my elves, dead.
Who doesn’t love creepy Gnomes?
A big, strong undead to open all those arcwine bottles for me!
Thank you thread~!! 
She really liked the arcwine, that was good enough for me!
Wedding later today! Lot’s of cake and arcwine!
He has the loveliest blue eyes, puts up with my insanity, knows how to drink, and makes the best toast.
How could I not fall in love with him.
Places a cup of coffee down on the table.
You want another reason why I married Izzabelle?
I have already told the story of the one where we had exchanged blows in a kitchen and had pastries afterwards.
hmm… well here is another reason.
After some time, I think it was a few months into actually having a relationship with her and we were sharing a room at a inn somewhere in Pandaria. Jade forest if I remember right. I was in the room getting my armor on so we can head out when in the Dining area I hear Izzzable yell "That’s what you get for screwing with my toast!’. When I got to the area that she where all the commotion was. I saw her having some poor human warlock in a arm bar hold and a dagger in his leg. While she was focused on that poor guy on the ground a Worgen tried to get involved but I took that poor sucker with a single tiger palm. Was really disappointed with that. At that point she noticed me and simply said. “Oh hey! let me finish up here and we can enjoy breakfast together. I already ordered you a double smoked bacon egg sandwich with a mimosa” Her tone was chipper as if she was a mother just simply disciplining her kids.
So as I sat at the table looking over the map I can hear that warlock pleading his apologies and going into a sobbing mess. When she finally joined me at the table she asked what our next plan of action is. I ended up blurting out “I was hoping we could go to a few locations to take a look at some wedding venues.”
Rich parents.
I couldn’t see his face, but his personality was good enough.
She was fond of my shapeshifting and wanted to “tame” me, which turned out great all around
Has the same eye color as my soul. Black.
They wore my favorite colour, black.
I like that they cared for a lot of pets, and the succubus was a bonus.