You find a gnome in your trash can

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How did it get there?

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I was the one that put it there. I forgot my BBQ sauce to go with it so I decided to just throw it away before it spoiled.

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It’s her fetish. Gnomes have a persecution complex that occasionally evolves into BDSM fantasies.

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Can’t keep leftovers forever.

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Isn’t that where they come from?

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I would take the poor traumatized little thing and give it coffee and a warm shower and clean baby clothes to wear, and then maybe it would fix all my broken appliances and come up with efficiency schemes for my entire household. Do gnomes do taxes?

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I thought i picked up a piñata, but when we hit it with a stick, only blood and :poop: came out.

No candy.

Tossed it out.

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I think it was looking for a lost donut or cookie or something

*whistles innocently *

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You wanna know how it got there? Well, i’ll let you know, im a professional gnome punter and have a really good aim, my good sir.

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Punted 3 pts

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Probably caught in a rat trap and tossed out when dead.

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He told me it was a portal accident and not because he climbed in there to escape the possum that wanders the neighborhood.

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I threw it away so finding it still there wasn’t a surprise. I just poured used cat litter over it.
It seems happy enough.

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I’m letting it ferment for a few months so I can use it for soup.

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i think i resemble that remark…

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I’m not going to cast aspersions on anyone’s choice of leisure activities … but if I had to guess, he/she is probably hiding from my dogs.

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What happens in Silvermoon stays in Silvermoon.

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I’m a DK, why you diss my “house.”

Oscar got nothing on me!

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If I see it in there my first thought is

“Why did I leave it alive?”

Then I take it out and punt it.

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Sesame Street roleplaying. My gnome friend is Oscar the Grouch and I’m Big Bird.

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