You find a gnome in your trash can

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Where else would I put it?

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In your arms for a hug.

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You should harvest the gnome milk and baste some nice Mag’har meat with it. You don’t want to waste perfectly good gnomes on mere soup.

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So that’s where he went. Those gnomes are sneaky little devils aye?
But they can’t hide from Swiftraven!

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Grumbles victim

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Because one mans trash is another mans treasure. I’m sure some homeless guy will come and pick him out before the dump truck comes :ok_hand:t2:

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If I did then damn I’d need to stop drinking.

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He was accidentally thrown out after he fell into an empty can of yams :sob::sob::sob:

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I’d assume they had a teleporter malfunction trying to get to Netherstorm or something :confused:

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It ran into my ankle. So I rooted it, dragged it to my trash can. Threw it in. Rooted it again just for good measure. Than I threw some light at it and I shut the lid.

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This one is an accountant (and a Gnome) in the real world. So
 possibly.

:cookie:

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You sure it just wasnt a gnome warrior to begin with it?

Goblin warriors look the same trash can with legs.

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I threw the leftovers out. That’s how.

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I put it there. Mind your own business.

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If I find a Gnome in a trash can it means Phil has been hitting the sauce way, way too hard and decided to sleep it off. Phil has problems. At least that’s better than him sleeping in Sylvanas’ lingerie drawer. (shudder)

:cookie:

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It needed somewhere to sleep. I suppose you have a better idea?

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You’ve been Gnomed? Irl edition?

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I would assume the gnome came from Oscar the Grouch’s trashcan leading to Grouchland, given that most gnomes I meet, especially the male ones seem to have this little dog syndrome where they’ve got no concept whatsoever regarding their side, they are some of the most aggressive people in the Alliance tbh, that’s been my experience.