We finally found a community accepting of our lifestyle and she goes and burns down the rec center… frickin’ fire mages… I’M THROUGH!
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When she said she wanted kids…I had no idea she WANTED kids, I mean really how very classist. I am so taur-en here, but I think I need a divorce.
He was just too full of bull for me. 
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@Malochai 0.0 I maybe full of BULL now, as a female tauren it makes sense I would cheat on you with another of my race. I mean you are far to little blood elf, to make me MOOOOO but you get an e for effort 
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Called herself raijin fury but was really a um… cow-ward as it turns out in her own way, she cheated on me and was then um… full of bull. Even the toaster urged a divorce to stop the puns that made even old gods nauseous. /sigh
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The reason? It had to be me, because troll women aren’t put aside lightly.
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I’m getting tired of all these divorces, I’m staying single for now on!
@Penumbrae -Tear I can’t stand this hate, can’t we just have a roll in the hay and call it even …
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She wouldnt put out the silverware. I refuse to eat from a bag.
I am marrying you and the clerks office is going to deny any divorce we may have. so get over here.
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He kept cheating on me. Thats OK me and my demon’s have a plan for him. Oh yeah. 
He cared more about his demons opinion than mine.
She wouldn’t let me pull her tail.
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She would yell at me when I kept unstitching her arms when she slept
Worthhh it 
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She didnt want another dance 
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I wasn’t sticking around to hear the heavy breathing of a Human…Not me NEVER~~~
She was red… I wanted to be blue. So I dumped her like a Naaru in a Sunwell.
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Kept trying to stick tentacles in odd places…
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Never let me stick tentacles in places. You made it weird, not me. It’s perfectly natural and beautiful.
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You tried sticking them in my ears…