Sorry, I can only love myself. Only one can be pretty.
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It not so bad if you bond enough in battle, you Bond will growing into friendship
He only loved himself never thinking about others
She took her Monk-ing very seriously. She even practiced her punches in her sleep⌠on me! I need my beauty sleep!
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He slept all day long claiming it was beauty sleep. He took his mask off in front of me once and I had to divorce him from an alternate timeline he was so hideous. There werenât enough hours in the day for his beauty sleep to work.
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All she could do was complain about my obsession with dying in hardcore, but I know that she secretly was jealous of my magnificent red beard!
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He kept shouting "Lay on, Macduff, And damned be him that first cries, âHold, enough!â
I have no idea what he is talking about or who Macduff is but yeah, hold, enough! /sigh
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They Didnât like my animalsâŚin the house.
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He said my Felhunter wasnât a real dog.
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He asked me about how troll regeneration worked and how long it would take to grow a new jaw.
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She asked me if I could âtame herâ as she gave me a sly wink. She then proceeded to shapeshift into a cat and got into a cat fight with my manasaber, âManasabuwur,â and that was the last straw.
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It was allways about the cat "who a good manasaber yes you are " i was about to make it a hairless cat or lunch but i left instead .
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Found out dragons eat cats and that was a big now so I had to put her out the house
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Had to eat cat because she ate all the other food
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Wouldnât enable passenger dragonriding.
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Tried to steal my dragon riding mounts.
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He kept going on about mounts that ride dragons. I suspect his infested mask is seeping some kind of gas. With the help of a crowbar and wagon encouraged him to enjoy the sights at the divorce cliff. /sigh
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There was zero chemistry when I wouldnât stick to the roof of her mouth.
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Cheated on me with someone named Jelly.
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I had a brand new unpunched free divorce punch card and figured I break it in on Gornur.
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