She never let me put her pet out of its misery… for reall i think at some points it would call for help at night.
I like hamburgers and it scared him for some odd reason.
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I sacrificed my sanity listening to him. What had he given? Me a headache. And instead of empathy, all he said was “Suffer Well.”
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I was on my balcony in my home wihtin Dalaran enjoying a glass of whiskey with Dave the Murlock when Palatina barged in and asked to help her escape from her ex husband… reason being she was loosing her sanity.
Well thankfully I have been to the Clerks office so much I have marriage forms and divorce forms handy just for such an occasion. After the paperwork was done we shared a drink and told some stories about some of the best and worst marriages we have been in.
We also agreed we did it to avoid the taxes we have to pay if we filed jointly…screw the IRS of Stormwind and Org.
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After Berusan divorced Palatina, we were getting along great! We had fun drinking together and making good times.
But he has just been married and divorced so many times, at first it was great fun to go on and on about our ex-s but then he just kept comparing me to all of them.
This one was warmer, this one cooked better, this one hunted better, you get the point. I just couldn’t take it after awhile, it had to end!
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It was mutual really. We had some fun times and he was great to bring around in parties and conversations.
When I look at it I think comparing him to some of the best marriages I had was just completely unfair to him. I made sure he got a good chunk of alimony as an apology.
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He refused to go to Thunder Bluff to have a Burger with me.
Have you ever woken up at night and rolled over and seen two green burning eye holes staring at you? I couldn’t get out of there fast enough.
Sannel was absolutely crazy about raising the dead. We never had alone time and it drove me insane!
Garsto kept stealing my black fingernail polish. Even in a relationship there needs to be boundaries.
She refused to turn that annoying light on her staff off at night.
I asked him why he wasn’t gray as all the other sha were gray. He shook his head and said “It’s shay-man, not shaw-non.” “So the shay are a good kind of sha?” “No! I’m an enhancement shay-man! I’m not a sha!” “So you used the sha to get your shoulders that enhanced?” He cried a bit and said he dinner could wait as he was going out first with the other shay-men. “Who’s there?” “YES!” He shouted and madly cackled. That was three days ago. /sigh
Darkness cannot abide within the light…
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Gawd I hate myself now.
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A Demon Hunter and a Warlock. Really.
Well, we tried.
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At first it was good. We had a lot in common. We’re both reviled at the Church, suffer from various things wanting to control us, exiles, and we both have a odd quirk of…morphing.
But the devil was in the details and it was the small things that drove us apart.
The moustache was just too majestic. I couldn’t compete with its beauty.
(Omfg lol edited this 3x to fix a typo and just kept making it worse)
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Too oVzeced with typos.
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I hunted and killed his pets, he did not like that.
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Her tmog was nice, but no amount of massages could take out the tension in her shoulders. It’s one thing to be tense, but uptight…
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She called herself an adequate fighter. She couldn’t even keep up with my warm up exercises. She lied to me.