You divorce the player above you (Part 1)

Võlatile-moonrunner · June 30, 2019, 11:40am

tried to smite me down in gods name due to me being a “abomination” fking zealots man.

Astrius-dalaran · June 30, 2019, 11:57am

He just has no backbone.

Elae-nagrand · June 30, 2019, 1:43pm

Well the simple reason for divorce of a male elf is that I thought they were chicks before marrying them. Oops.

Lovefool-alterac-mountains · June 30, 2019, 2:02pm

Sharp hooves and bed sheets do not get along well.

Chrace-windrunner · June 30, 2019, 2:48pm

Refused to wear the fancy shirts I bought him plus did not divulge his furry tendencies until after marriage.

Malochai-moon-guard · June 30, 2019, 2:58pm

She kept trying to get me to wear fancy shirts. They weren’t fancy enough, and she got mad when I chose my own clothes.

She also thought I was a High elf because of my blue eyes, then claimed I was too cold for her.

Necrosis-akama · June 30, 2019, 3:05pm

Because its hard to get intimate when hes dead, you know, no blood to get things… up

Chrace-windrunner · June 30, 2019, 4:24pm

My tongue kept sticking… worse than a lightpole in northrend it was.

Orlok-sentinels · June 30, 2019, 8:42pm

The fiery passion and energy between warriors always amazing. However our duties simply kept pulling us apart. We both knew it was over when we came face to face on the battlefield.

Sannel-wyrmrest-accord · June 30, 2019, 10:25pm

Getting him pried out of his armor took so long, it just wasn’t worth it.

Chrace-windrunner · June 30, 2019, 10:46pm

Her prying obsession was awkward in public but just downright painful in private. Straps, love… they’re called sraps.

Penumbrae-sentinels · June 30, 2019, 10:56pm

She showed up in her jade armor and I thought it was her negligee. Things kind of went downhill from there. /sigh

Lovefool-alterac-mountains · June 30, 2019, 11:00pm

Those feet…

Malochai-moon-guard · July 1, 2019, 2:54pm

He’s just a fool when it comes to love, he loves everyone too much.

I just didn’t want to share all the time, especially if I wasn’t included in the sharing.

Penumbrae-sentinels · July 1, 2019, 2:54pm

He kept pitying da fool. /sigh

Margirita-perenolde · July 1, 2019, 2:59pm

She ate my lawn gnomes! I can’t find anyone else who can do my lawn for a reasonable price now.

Taramis-wyrmrest-accord · July 1, 2019, 3:03pm

She couldn’t let go of the past. She kept wearing her old Silvermoon uniform and wouldn’t listen when I said that it wasn’t healthy.

Izzabelle-draka · July 1, 2019, 4:12pm

He switched from Inferno Punch, to Margirita. He just wasn’t the man I married, I didn’t know him anymore.

Joykiller-malfurion · July 1, 2019, 4:17pm

It all started when she refused to help me take care of my father on his deathbed, and it went downhill from there.

Sannel-wyrmrest-accord · July 1, 2019, 4:34pm

Whenever I asked him to do anything to help out around the house he spouted that ‘I’ve sacrificed everything’ line.