You divorce the player above you (Part 1)

Nightlynx-malygos · June 23, 2019, 4:03pm

She kept shouting at me

Margirita-perenolde · June 23, 2019, 4:10pm

He kept saying “what?” to whatever I said.

Ataxerxes-dalaran · June 23, 2019, 4:19pm

In my defense, I thought I was ordering a mixed drink at a bar.

Izzabelle-draka · June 23, 2019, 6:35pm

Sent him to the bar to get a mixed drink. He came back with another woman. After a few more rounds, she told me she had purple koolaid at her place, that was sure to change my life.

So I left with her, but I keep thinking I forgot something… Oh Well!

Chubbypengui-area-52 · June 23, 2019, 6:37pm

She only loved me for my purple koolaid. I had to find out the hard way!

Rednekognize-bleeding-hollow · June 23, 2019, 6:40pm

She was a he if ya know what I mean.

Palatina-garrosh · June 23, 2019, 6:50pm

I couldn’t enjoy the frequency of stealthy backstabbing. Exit only, dag nabbit.

Taramis-wyrmrest-accord · June 23, 2019, 7:22pm

We were fundamentally incompatible. The Light and Void do NOT play well together. We thought Turalyon and Alleria were just making excuses for a cold relationship. We were wrong…so very wrong…

Palatina-garrosh · June 23, 2019, 7:28pm

Essentially put me on a pedestal. Can’t keep a solid relationship if I’m untouchable.

Warcable-stormrage · June 23, 2019, 7:29pm

everyone gets a trophy

Palatina-garrosh · June 23, 2019, 7:52pm

Shared me with one too many friends. Forgot who I was married to

Hella-malfurion · June 23, 2019, 9:01pm

She wouldn’t let me take a dip in her precious Sunwell. I gotta bathe too honey!

Also, its nice to see that this thread is still being used. I just came back from my long forum break and coming back to see this over 1k replies made me smile

Mute-silvermoon · June 23, 2019, 9:57pm

I would never divorce Hella. We’re going to live happily ever after in a vine covered shack in the forest with Dvargak the dwarf as a close neighbor and probably a few gnomes for pets.

Hella-malfurion · June 23, 2019, 10:21pm

That’s my kind of life right there!

Skip me and divorce Mute so I can have her for myself

Palatina-garrosh · June 23, 2019, 11:10pm

Because… “Nothing hurts like her mouth mouth mouth”

Penumbrae-sentinels · June 24, 2019, 1:18am

When we got home from the wedding we had a passionate kiss. It took a few hours of intense healing spells before she stopped looking like an overdone cosplay of Harley Quinn. Left shouting “O usks! O usks!” /sigh

Ushi-moon-guard · June 24, 2019, 1:19am

She wouldn’t stop singing “I’m blue”.

Palatina-garrosh · June 24, 2019, 1:19am

I had to draw the line at Moosey Style

Mute-silvermoon · June 24, 2019, 5:15am

She drew a line to the kitchen and told me that’s my place now. Make your own sandwiches, Palatina!

Elenedhel-moon-guard · June 24, 2019, 5:24am

Hated my sandwiches.
Flips hair and leaves, raking his tea with him!