You divorce the player above you (Part 1)

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1727

I couldnt sleep with the lights on all the time.

Not that it did anything since she glowed like a star anyway

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1728

Just not into big girlsā€¦ or penguinsā€¦ they make such annoying sounds.

1729

We used to talk so much and get along so well. I would always do whatever I could to make you happy. Yet, when time went on, you stopped trying to see me. You turn your face everytime I tried to kiss you. So cold. And no matter what I didā€¦ It just got worse and worse. no matter how many times I tried talking about it, you just give me a cold shoulder. So, its clear Im making you feel miserable. I can no longer make you happy. You should go and find your happiness again. Id rather be away from you knowing you are smiling then waking up to another bittersweet sunrise, seeing you slowly suffer. You are now free. Iā€™m sorry I was not the one to bring you peace. I wish you well.

1730

Wouldnā€™t stop talking about the light.

Iā€™d had enoughā€¦

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1731

She had a style all her own I guess that what caught my eye,she became one the best fashion designer,which was alright til she start having me pose for her designs ,I do have my pride.

1732

Fire mages were just hot and it was purely about the steam.

But Iā€™m of water and my healing rain made them evaporate.

1733

They crashed my car into an entire planet.
Twice.

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1734

Could not have beef whenever I wanted. Always complained about how insulting it is to the tauren race.

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1735

He tried to pay me for my services but had performance issues, lets just say that business is dropping off

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1736

She proceeded to destroy my home and neighborhood and then smiled and said, ā€œImagine me in bed.ā€ as she walked away. So now Iā€™m in a homeless shelter with a grumpy loa and a past due home insurance bill. /sigh, I miss her.

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1737

Ever since the Fan of Knifes incident a few weeks back. She has taken to casting Power Word Barrier around the bed at night.

Now Iā€™m stuck walking the streets after dark, hanging out at the local bars. When I returned home this morning the house was gone, and I have no idea where she is.

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1738

She showed up, and we tried again. Saddly we fell into old habits, and had to part ways again. She took only half of my money this time.

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1739

ā€¦and I just got the rest!
(Cackles as she goes to the bank bwa ha ha!)

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1740

The house was just far to cold with both of us in it.

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1741

He told me he was a high elf and warm soul.
It turned out that he was cold as ice. :cold_face:

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1742

I found out she was half bee :honeybee: it soon got awkward

1743

Constantly tracked dirt into the house.

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1744

Too obsessed with being clean

1745

He was too obsessed with himself.

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1746

He caught me browsing recipes for standing rib roasts. I tried to tell him it wasnā€™t what it looked like but he wouldnā€™t hear it.

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