I realized that i am actually straight after after all these year and even with our two adopted children. I never felt complete without a child of my own. I only have one life to live and it is time i lived it for me.
Went dark didnt i?
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Keeps trying to excorsize meā¦wont accept I am dead and proud. She didnāt mind when the rigor kicked in but now its like iām a evil peace of hot dead man meat.
He kept bragging about either his āex or sizeā and I had to exorcise him to lower the levels of undead testosterone in the house to non-toxic levels. /sigh
I think this is the 11th time now, eventually I am going to lose count. You know, they say that some people are too fickle that they just change what they want the minute they feel like it so maybe thatās why keep divorcing the same one, I keep getting attached to the troll, then my mood keeps swinging all over the place perhaps.
Because every time i did something out of order like leave the damn salt & pepper shakers an inch out of alignment i got a plate thrown at me.
Iād then attempt to remedy the spark i kept fumbling between us by apologising for something i really shouldnt have been guilty of by buying her flowers. She then took them, looked me dead in the eyes and said;
āHoney, the pedals on these flowers are not even close to a proper fibonacci sequence.ā
I was then given a hair cut against my will as a lesson on āproper aestheticsā.
What more can a man do?!
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I bought him flowers for his birthday and he ran away screaming. I havenāt seen him since. I miss that cuddly Tauren. ![:cry:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/cry.png?v=6" ":cry:")
I thought he was the love of my lifeā¦ I caught him giving flowers to another man and I couldnāt take it. Tholin didnāt notice me from behind but I was pointing a gun at that man which caused him to run away. If I canāt have him, no one can.
In all honesty, I am very cautious about getting close to anyone bi-polar. Sorry Panda.
When I met her, it was novel. Exoctic, exciting, and all that jazz. Then things just wentā¦sour. Something about the elements and such, Iād rather not discuss it. It just didnāt work out past the Honeymoon.
Iām just not into tentacles. Also he kept whispering gibberish into my ear when I was asleep and sometimes I caught him talking to himself.
I told her I wanted to do it like a galaxy being and push the Otter Limits. She glared at me and said no to that. So then I thought maybe we could work on the furniture together and she facepalmed and growled, āItās vanish, not varnish.ā /sigh
Sheās a troll. I donāt know what I was thinking to begin with.
One would think Iād learn my lesson from the first Death Knight. Apparently Iām a glutton for punishment until the self realization kicks inā¦ The fights between Arshia and I seem soā¦normal looking back.
He refused to show off his chiseled chest, what kind of blood elf is he? Pftt.
He just didnāt want anything to do with you and your awful mana buns
She stole Midareās bike and tried to sell it to me.
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She tried to plague me in my sleep!
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She DID plague me in my sleep!
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Was not a good mute. Talked in her sleep way too much.
She kept leaving me in dark places knowing full well that Iām scared of the dark ![:sob:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/sob.png?v=6" ":sob:")
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