Kept eating all my Lock Rocks.
I tried to stop her, but she was too voracious in her appetite…
Wasn’t able to handle my appetite.
Kept trying to get me to crawl into the Wok.
Insisted on bear form for our intimate time in the woods, when she knows I much prefer cat form.
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I said Bare form, are you crazy? Runs from woods screaming
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Obviously she couldnt handle the guardian of the bedroom. Just because I’m a tank doesnt mean my dps is small.
His, uh, dps was small.
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He always looks angry
Her idea of intimacy was an ambush followed by a cheap shot and then vanish. /sigh
I think we can work it out, sweetie.
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I caught him being seduced by his succubus.
I caught her getting frisky with her water elemental D:
She kept wearing my armor.
She told me to stop bringing gross, smelly things home so I kicked her out.
She claimed to be fine with gross and smelly things, but she destroyed all the kegs of my special brew. I have never been so heart broken.
He didn’t appreciate the replacement kegs I made for him. They were special order too.
He took the entire bathroom counter with his elf cosmetics.
He was always yelling, at me, at my elementals, at his garden, everything. It was always so loud at our house.
What is it with warriors and shouting?
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He one night went on a drinking binge then came back and while lying down threw up on the bed.
Kept trying to turn our house into a tree.
Do you see these hooves? I can’t climb!
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