You divorce the player above you (Part 1)

[Rednekognize-bleeding-hollow (Rednekognize)]

I would never leave her. Shes is gorgeous!!!

[Annanobis-wyrmrest-accord (Annanobis)]

It’s not you it’s m…sorry I couldn’t do that with a straight face. It’s totally you and crazy attempt to feed my soul to a demon.

[Kinndyfelspa-dalaran (Kinndyfelspa)]

And I thought you actually liked my cookies…

[Legiondary-blackwater-raiders]

She came out of the closet…

[Kinndyfelspa-dalaran (Kinndyfelspa)]

I thought that was a given, given we were in a lesbian relationship. You filthy hypocrite.

[Okrash-azjolnerub (Okrash)]

I kept feeling like she was only with me to spite her ex.

[Annanobis-wyrmrest-accord (Annanobis)]

don’t you mean cupboard.

[Doormouse-sisters-of-elune]

I only turned into a deer because you couldn’t reach in my NE form! I wouldn’t hoof you in the clam if you didn’t tug on my tail to hoist yourself up!

[I hope you’re laughing as hard as I am! ]

I am. Laughing so hard rn.

I was not told about the vow of chastity Paladins have.

Kept trying to backstab my behind. Honey, it says “Exit only.”

Kinndyfelspa - any port in a storm I think the saying is… One of the horde Zeppelin had In through the outdoor written on it.

None the less your cute.

[Okrash-azjolnerub (Okrash)]

When she finally tooke her mask off, she Had Barraka teeth… She was a Gnomlina.

[Tharg-wyrmrest-accord]

You weren’t supportive of my knitting hobby. -cries- I just like making beer koozies for my war band, okay! And little sweaters for my battle pets! It didn’t have to be such a big deal!

[Okrash-azjolnerub (Okrash)]

I was saving that linen for Bandages! GROGNAK DIED BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

[Kinndyfelspa-dalaran (Kinndyfelspa)]

Kinndyfelspa - any port in a storm I think the saying is… One of the horde Zeppelin had In through the outdoor written on it.

None the less your cute.

I… guess we can try to work things out. Besides, none of my other lovers have been like you, “backstabbings” aside.

[Gorror-moon-guard]

You’re all describing relationships, not marriages.

@Doormouse: It was never a marriage, it was just her agreeing to have her soul devoured at some unknown time in the future. Well, actually, gnomes wouldn’t have any sort of power to offer to the Fel, so I’ll probably just keep her around as a pet for my Succubus, or food for my Felhunter.

After 3 loving years of marriage I finally realized she was 3 gnomes standing on top of one another with a hallows end mask. God the kids are going to be very disappointed.

Three gnomes would make up to about 5 feet. Night elves are at least 6 feet tall.

[Korox-azjolnerub (Korox)]

The Bottom one was wearing stilts, very skilled that one.

[Doormouse-sisters-of-elune]

Kinndyfelspa

Gnomes make the best love machines so we would always be happy… then again this is more the things that might happen after a divorce rather than a divorce… sorry I went off topic with a bit of tongue in cheeks stuff.

[Kinndyfelspa-dalaran (Kinndyfelspa)]

We’ll talk more later, then.

[Alart-argent-dawn (Alart)]

We’ll talk more later, then.

My expectations about this marriage fell a little short.

/malehumanlaugh

[Biamart-goldrinn (Biamart)]

Was always lecturing me about how stealing is bad.

[Inaibee-shandris (Inaibee)]

Well you stole my heart and then you stole my gold, and potions and most of my stuff.

[Wuz-shadow-council (Wuz)]

Got tired of her stuffing me in the nightstand when she was finished.