You divorce the player above you (Part 1)

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You were a stranger to me. It’s like you didn’t gnome at all.

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got tired of stuffing you in the night stand when I was done.

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At least I didn’t punt you.

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I spent ONE shady night in goldshire on moonguard as a genuine cry for your attention and suddenly you’re off torturing gnomes all the time like hello I EXIST

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She refuses to take off that hat and mask combo, it’s like I don’t even know her!

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Adraenon never spends quality time with me. It’s like he’s never around. Or is he? I CAN’T TELL.

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By the Light, your bouncing really tested my patience…

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He couldn’t keep my drinks cold.

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I was a wee intimidated when his axes were bigger 'an mine.

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He’s not at least 6 feet tall :confused: Not even sure why we got married in the first place.

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You’re like a bull in a china shop, and I mean that literally :frowning:

Plus you’re too heavy for our bed. :sob:

EDIT: @lovefool 's reply made me laugh so hard.

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I didn’t know before we married how mean she was to animals, I love cows ):
It’s not like I asked her to go vegan or anything, just play nice with them!
I’m really gonna miss the comfy bed though

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She didn’t like the voodoo, mon.

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You shouldn’t have been playing with that doll of me while I was at work then!

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Was a convenient way of giving those foot rubs you were always buggin’ me for!

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I’m sorry. If I had known you had camel feet to begin with id probably never had started this relationship.

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I’m sorry that it has come to this darling but… What the ook is wrong with your face? YOU’RE JEEKIN DEAD??

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you wear more hairspray and makeup than i do…and most of it is mine anyway

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Prohibited where void.

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Your tusks do a number on my lips when I kiss you… Either they go, or I go…
Well, already have my answer…

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