You divorce the player above you (Part 1)

[Hella-malfurion (Hella)]

I found a Greymane body pillow in the closet.

[Kinndyfelspa-dalaran (Kinndyfelspa)]

I already mentioned the steak sauce, right?

[Karat-anubarak (Karat)]

Yes, and NO. It does not count as “spicing things up in the bedroom”.

[Laugh-kaelthas (Laugh)]

Apparently telling unfunny puns and not allowing our son, Johnny, to eat food is unacceptable behavior.

[Kinndyfelspa-dalaran (Kinndyfelspa)]

He had no sense of humor. He also brought apple sauce to bed one night. I called it off then and there.

Yes, and NO. It does not count as “spicing things up in the bedroom”.

I’m crying right now from laughter.

[Hella-malfurion (Hella)]

I wish I wasn’t all out of likes right now. I am loving this thread xD

[Karat-anubarak (Karat)]

I wish I wasn’t all out of likes right now. I am loving this thread xD

I still haven’t figured out the reasoning behind limiting the likes. It’s not like they really do anything besides show that you enjoyed a post. I can’t really see how it could be abused but perhaps I’m just being naive.

I’m crying right now from laughter.

I aim to please… not like you’ve ever appreciated it before.

[Kinndyfelspa-dalaran (Kinndyfelspa)]

I aim to please… not like you’ve ever appreciated it before.

I liked your humor. The ghouls, not so much.

[Tsïnga-sargeras (Tsïnga)]

Had a height limit to ride, if you get what I mean.

[Hella-malfurion (Hella)]

I still haven’t figured out the reasoning behind limiting the likes. It’s not like they really do anything besides show that you enjoyed a post. I can’t really see how it could be abused but perhaps I’m just being naive.

Yeah, the like limit is the dumbest part of the new forums. I just dont get it. What’s the harm of showing that you liked somebodies post?

Skip me and divorce Tsingna.

[Vercalis-wyrmrest-accord (Vercalis)]

I dont know why I thought it would work between me and an ALLIANCE UNDEAD. My mother was right.

[Annanobis-wyrmrest-accord (Annanobis)]

Your honor she never told me she was dead and a murderer in her pass life. And the hoof prints every where she never wipes her hoof.

[Ríyx-tichondrius (Ríyx)]

I dont know why I thought it would work between me and an ALLIANCE UNDEAD. My mother was right.

My love! Don’t leave me! Where will I get steak now?!

[Annanobis-wyrmrest-accord (Annanobis)]

He just won’t stop stealing the neighbors mail.

[Tsïnga-sargeras (Tsïnga)]

Your honor she never told me she was dead and a murderer in her pass life. And the hoof prints every where she never wipes her hoof.

I am only dead if you want to pay attention to reality, in your fantasies, I am anything and everything.

I dont know why I thought it would work between me and an ALLIANCE UNDEAD. My mother was right.

Apparently asking “Where’s the beef?” gets you divorced now a days.

[Legiondary-blackwater-raiders]

She was a ba-a-a-d girl, and not in the good way.

[Kinndyfelspa-dalaran (Kinndyfelspa)]

She spent more time with my succubus than me…

[Cerandor-sisters-of-elune]

She spent more time with her succubus than me…

[Tsïnga-sargeras (Tsïnga)]

Elune this, Elune that, you don’t see me telling you about the Lich King every 3 seconds.

[Kinndyfelspa-dalaran (Kinndyfelspa)]

No, but she did go on and on about her “suffering” and her “curse”.