Yeah, just get your æsc out of here. /growl
She keeps casting holy based healing spells on me! It burns my flesh!
Different world views.
He keeps pulling out the whips he uses to tame his beasts…and that just isn’t my kink.
He was in denial about what he wanted in the bedroom (which is a little ironic considering what he wanted).
Because he hides his “profile” thinking people won’t be able to see his armory. I don’t mess with people who try to hide stuff.
He was too worried about other peoples stuff and gear. Very nosy and it turned me off .
She cheated on me with N’Zoth.
We were both drinking getting over our previous divorces…
A wild night at Darkmoon fair and we have no clue how or what happened. That Thunder Brew was some strong stuff.
We raided the clerks office to retrieve the signed paperwork to make sure that this never happened… with the paperwork in hand we burned it and agreed that it never speak of it again.
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He gave me some weird tauren STD
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She is contagious!
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She’s a guy
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He was too cheap to even buy a vowel. /sigh
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Still not enough sassy and crazy ![:rofl:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/rofl.png?v=6" ":rofl:")
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Simple. He was a male human paladin.
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WHERE DO I BEGAN!
First my spouse just said fine when we wanted to adopt a couple of murloc twins, just that, fine.
Then my spouse wouldn’t gurgle with me to put our children to sleep. My spouse didn’t understand that rare murloc twins are more expensive than regular murloc twins and kept asking how they’re twins if they are different colors, sizes and ages.
My spouse wouldn’t get matching tattoos with me so I had to get both of them.
Refused to move to Silithus with me for year to live in a hive studying silithid larva.
My spouse kept telling me to stop calling them my spouse all the time refusing my loving term of endearment.
The final straw was when they served me with divorce papers. I said fine, if you won’t try then I want a divorce.
How do you put up with someone like that. HOW I ask.
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He kept saying his name was censored. I left when I found out what it actually was. I didn’t even know there was a word for that, much less that people named their kid after it!
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Her pet kept taking up the whole bed…and then all of sudden during the day she would go all void like…I mean how can you have a conversation when someone shifts to a void…really…!
threat detected . . . commencing bubble and hearth
Had a nice bubble bath waiting for him by the hearth and he just looks at me… and then disappears. /sigh
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