You divorce the player above you (Part 1)

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934

I found out about her hording collection of her exes things she got after she divorced them.
Yesh, you should have sold them, we could have been rich.

935

She kept siphoning energy from my demons, they weren’t exaclty appreciative…things happened.

936

you warlocks destroyed my home world i want a divorce.

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937

You knew this would happen, and you told me you were a Spriest and not a warlock.

938

I tried so hard to make it work… So damn hard…

But she had to bubble every time we tried being intimate. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IT FELT TO ME?!

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939

while there were awesome moments between us, the one thing that just broke the deal for everything was she insisted i watch her with another man. and never join in.

940

The first issue was the age difference. I’m 8 levels older and felt obligated to act like the adult.

I still did childish things, like hide stuff on top of the refrigerator, but it wasn’t as fun.

Then, since my posture prevents me from ever looking down, it was 2 years before I even realized that I hadn’t adopted a cat. It helped explain some things, like all the complaining about the cat food.

I still remember the day when it ended. We had just arrived home after shopping at Baby Gap for some new trousers. I was still coming to terms with not having a cat. His little gnome beard got stuck in the silverware drawer again and I just left him there.

I sometimes regret not going back. That silverware was real silver from Suramar.

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941

She kept asking me what was I hiding, and then complaining about her missing silver forks.

942

I asked him if he had three siblings, Philok, Pholok, Phumlok. He muttered something about Hati being trapped on a beanstalk and walked out mumbling to himself. Now I have to change the lok. /sigh

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943

All true, save the beanstalk, it was on a mountain.

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944

Drinking was involved … its always involved.

945

He was always drunk. And he kept leaving statues all over the place.

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946

He was always sober. And he kept leaving totems all over the place.

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947

He kept saying he was going to “pray the Horde away.”

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948

I found out he was a guy.

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949

I found out he wasn’t a guy.

950

I found out you weren’t Alliance OR a guy!

951

I can only pronounce your name correctly when im drunk

for that YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE.

952

I accidentally called him HalfPunt and he left in a rage, he even took his batteries with him. /sigh

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953

It’s not you, it’s me.

…Nah, it’s all you.

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