Let me make a last stand, I beg you!
All this shouting is intimidating me, but I will ignore the pain, and die by the sword if it means whirlwinding us back together : ’ )
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He said that I drank too much, but I explained that the wise brewmaster knows when to take a drink, and when the drink starts to take the brewmaster. He wasn’t buying it.
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I said you drink TOO much?!
Doesn’t sound like me. I’d say we were made to be together (Sorry my dear Gwenchan)
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turns out that she was actually married too a dwarf and only married me because she wanted my chili fries to share with her man…
it ended badly, so i up an left.
Say again??? Sing to me your diatribe more sweetly, my BELF.
@Hawkens
He kept blaming me every time his chili fries mysteriously disappeared every morning.
It wasn’t me! It was those pesky Sand Gnomes i tell you!
She scared me too much.
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steak night
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She wouldn’t teach me how to summon a water Elemental so I could have the complete set.
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in hindsight i thought he was lovefool…
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I wanted half his stuff. Especially the animals. The eating half of those.
You know what they say about rogues… alas, she couldn’t.
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She couldn’t satisfy my needs anymore. She kept also mumbling something about the Light, and redemption, and such.
I found out she loved her brews more than me. 
When they said opposites attract this is NOT what I meant.
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At 1st it seemed to work out well, but then he told me that I liked my ghouls more than him.
The whispers kept telling me that she was the real enemy… I had to leave for her safety and my sanity.
She would only listen to me if I whispered and then took everything literally. /sigh
You’re…HORDE!
dang I WAS drunk!
Calls her lawyers: Dewey Gippum and Howe
You’re a Night Elf. About the weirdest creature imaginable.
moves on to a human female