You divorce the player above you (Part 1)

Zuju-vashj · March 24, 2019, 8:15pm

She secretly pretends to be blind to get free handicap mount parking in Stormwind. I know she isn’t though because she catches every one of my hatchets I throw at her.

Mystìc-altar-of-storms · March 24, 2019, 8:20pm

He kept shouting Zanadalar forever

Golbeeze-rexxar · March 24, 2019, 8:32pm

To Mystic: She’s not interested in me. only her guild (look at guild name)

Daanea-dalaran · March 26, 2019, 10:18pm

We literally couldn’t touch. Ever seen what happens when matter meets antimatter? Pretty much the same thing.

Karat-anubarak · March 26, 2019, 10:24pm

She kept making me do things because “the void” spoke to her but somehow the void never told her to give me a backrub or take me somewhere nice.

Lockedheart-anvilmar · March 26, 2019, 10:27pm

kept crying “its too much” when i fed them health cookies and fel infused tea
I wont be with anyone who cant stomach my cooking v_v

Daanea-dalaran · March 26, 2019, 10:37pm

She was just too adorable for my health. I love gnomes, but she took adorableness to almost toxic levels. That, and her Voidwalker kept hitting on me for some reason…

Hella-malfurion · March 26, 2019, 10:39pm

Her canine pets started to get annoying. I mean seriously! What do i look like to those dogs? a chew toy?

Dvärgak-the-forgotten-coast · March 26, 2019, 10:40pm

@Hella

We decided it wouldn’t work.

We couldn’t see ‘eye-to-eye’.

ha.

Gwenchan-zuljin · March 26, 2019, 10:41pm

I was so over divine intervention. He wasn’t.

Dvärgak-the-forgotten-coast · March 26, 2019, 10:42pm

Got me there honey. Can we still be friends?

Gotana-wyrmrest-accord · March 26, 2019, 10:42pm

You’re a filthy Necromancer!

Begone from my home, and take your post with you.

Gwenchan-zuljin · March 26, 2019, 10:45pm

As long as you don’t lay on hands me!

Dvärgak-the-forgotten-coast · March 26, 2019, 10:46pm

Can I try for redemption in the relationship?

Ilidaria-anetheron · March 26, 2019, 10:46pm

The Light & The Fel don’t really mix, so it was doomed from the start.

Gwenchan-zuljin · March 26, 2019, 10:47pm

You can but my anger issues will stop you.

Dvärgak-the-forgotten-coast · March 26, 2019, 10:48pm

I will use my ability to ‘Cleanse Toxins’, and it will be alright

Ilidaria-anetheron · March 26, 2019, 10:48pm

The Light & The Fel don’t really mix, so it was doomed from the start.

Draneira-khaz-modan · March 26, 2019, 10:50pm

Sorry - changed my mind - not really into fel tainted girls after all…

Gwenchan-zuljin · March 26, 2019, 10:51pm

You don’t understand my anger management issues. I’ve been trying to be deadly calm about it but your are hamstringing any hope of a united war banner by not acknowledging that I can’t shatter the bubble you throw up.