Not at all, but big and small and big and small it just…wait a minute now that I think about it I like that idea of big and small. We cool.
skip me.
EDIT: better wording
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he’s a bigamist who was married to a blood elf paladin
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Constantly disagreeing over who is wearing each other’s armor.
-H
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always signed his letters with his initial
so i signed the divorce papers
i giggled a lot at this
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At first I thought Battlemaster would be a strong and commanding figure. Nope, a micro managing control freak as everything was a battle such as the battle of dirty dishes, the battle of making the bed, the battle of who gets the last mint patty. Heck, even the battle of who is on t… well… actually that one was a lot of fun.
One morning I joked about what’s after she masters everything about our marriage. A moment later I was handed a battle divorce. Well, I hope she wasn’t bubble hearthing anywhere dangerous as I dispelled her bubble just as she teleported out. /sigh
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Turns out, she’s been literally married and divorced by everyone. Should have seen this coming but she is apparently very persuasive until she has to defend being married to any and everyone else.
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She dared to divorce Penumbrea. Penumbrea is so nice, wanting to just love everyone and when I found out that Dawn wanted to cut that off there was no future for us. I had an Eat Me cookie so I could carry her to the divorce cliff and drop her.
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She woudln’t share her Eat Me cookie… :c -single tear-
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Called me a possum…
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Kept playing possum whenever something would come up, then go get drunk and start trying to hit on a giant fish monster- which I had to rescue him from! After I drug him back to hel- I mean home, he wouldn’t stop whining about my hellhound stealing his lunch.
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I grew tired of his expectations that I should remain just a dead fish to him. I felt so inferior next to all of the other Hellhounds.
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