Holy trolly
Edit: just realized I’m in the wrong thread! Thought this was the 2 word description one for some reason.
She spent most of her time drinking and sighing. Look, I’m sorry I ruined the fancy venthyr dinner party last time when I brought some dead rabbits in but how am I supposed to know how everyone likes their food?!
Left with a heavy heart after she stopped talking to me.
Edit 2:
You just didn’t ask nicely enough
Isn’t what the name suggests 
She kept playing Shadowlands all the time, and wouldn’t help me save up for my house in FF14.
I could live with all that, but the Sylvanas Waifu body pillow with the stains all over it was the last straw and I left the fox girl for a cat girl.
Hamburgers are tasty and I can’t give them up.
She kept trying to eat the demons I summoned…
The demons he summoned kept trying to eat me.
She would try to shoot at me for practice. I may be wearing thick armor but I have feelings too! Smashed her bow over her head and stormed out.
Utter disgust with how they’d scoot across the carpet and the constant yipping and yapping.
That and all my stuff kept going missing and showing up in nearby pawn shops.
She always take bath out in the river. stark naked of course e_e …
I don’t do well with low-poly magicians
Didn’t appreciate my ‘Where’s the beef’ jokes.
Made too many “Where’s the beef” jokes
I made the mistake of saying I wanted steak for dinner. I was serous, and I had this grand meal planned but he thought I had butchered his cousin.
I will be honest I don’t know where the steak came from. The merchant said something about grim meat enterprises.
Yeah, cousin tim was always a nice guy until you turned him into a meal.
The steaks were too high.
She never turned off the light
When he asked me to help with his job at McTaurens I didn’t think he meant as the food! Luckily I kick pretty hard for my size and had a chance to vanish.
I might have also stolen his wallet…
Stole my wallet, plus didn’t want to help me out at McTauren’s
Chapstick.
Chapstick.