He lied to me claiming to be a Blood Troll.
In bed, she kept screaming âSuffer Well.â After awhile, My nerves just couldnât take it anymore.
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âAlone is goodâ he says, soâŠ
He chose to stand up straight, I still hunch. You could say we donât see eye to eye.
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He spent so much time trying to find chairs or stools so that we could âsee eye to eyeâ and it became a nuisance rather quickly. Couple that with his tendency to leave on hunts in the middle of the night? I wouldnât mind the late hunts if he didnât howl three seconds out the door while Iâm trying to sleep!
So one night when he âsnuck outâ I left a significant number of tar traps hidden in the house and left. I wonder how long until he finds them all? Should be slow going, heh.
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She got a tail. I donât. Not fair
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kept looking at my tail and sighing. Started thinking Iâd wake up one day without it.
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Wouldnât give me her tail.
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Got tired of cleaning up puddles on the floor, and filling in holes dug around the fence. And no, I will not accept bones for alimony.
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Forgot to dismiss her pet. Pulled the entire dungeon.
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Looks way too much like the Iron Giant.
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Pythagorass was more interested in spending time with his succubus than meâŠ
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Star Wars fan as opposed to James Bond fan.
Kept going on about see squares equaling ayee squares and bee squares or something. Had a habit of cutting his toast in to triangles a certain way so there was usually a ninety degree angle somewhere. The whole thing was so obtuse to me that it drove me to the bar nearly every nightâŠhic!
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Drinks way too much.
Too wishy-washy. Nice, then a jerk in the same thread. Takes 1/2 of his retail managers pension and the DJ equipment.
Just razzin ya. 
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Showed me âno mercyâ during my bipolar episodes.
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Too much math
That figured. /sigh